thepharoah

FULL TRANSCRIPT
Fognini: You have been f***ing lucky, you should apologise, I didn’t disrespect you until now.
Caruso: What are you talking about?
Fognini: You won four identical lucky points.
Caruso: What are you talking about?
Fognini: Can’t I say you have been lucky?
Caruso: I didn’t dare to say a single world in the whole match.
Fognini: I said something because you called for it.
Caruso: I didn’t dare to say a single world in the whole match, enough now.
Fognini: Can’t I say you have been lucky? What’s the problem?
Caruso: You can do whatever you want.
Fognini: So why are you breaking my balls now? I said you have been lucky, if I’m wrong saying it, I’m wrong. Don’t attack me.
Caruso: I didn’t attack you. I’m telling you it’s not the way to behave because I didn’t tell you a single world. Let’s say I didn’t expect that from you.
Fognini: What did you not expect? I told you you have been lucky, you didn’t like it, what should I say?
Caruso: It’s not the way to do it.
Fognini: Why? What’s the problem?
Fognini will face Australia’s Alex de Minaur in the third round.
It’s sure to be... interesting.

FULL TRANSCRIPT
Fognini: You have been f***ing lucky, you should apologise, I didn’t disrespect you until now.
Caruso: What are you talking about?
Fognini: You won four identical lucky points.
Caruso: What are you talking about?
Fognini: Can’t I say you have been lucky?
Caruso: I didn’t dare to say a single world in the whole match.
Fognini: I said something because you called for it.
Caruso: I didn’t dare to say a single world in the whole match, enough now.
Fognini: Can’t I say you have been lucky? What’s the problem?
Caruso: You can do whatever you want.
Fognini: So why are you breaking my balls now? I said you have been lucky, if I’m wrong saying it, I’m wrong. Don’t attack me.
Caruso: I didn’t attack you. I’m telling you it’s not the way to behave because I didn’t tell you a single world. Let’s say I didn’t expect that from you.
Fognini: What did you not expect? I told you you have been lucky, you didn’t like it, what should I say?
Caruso: It’s not the way to do it.
Fognini: Why? What’s the problem?
Fognini will face Australia’s Alex de Minaur in the third round.
It’s sure to be... interesting.

Told you Kaja would win. 

They are Aussies! So they are "proud" and "passionate" and "enthusiastic" so it's okay for them.
 
But if they were Greek or Serbian for example, they would be labeled as "rowdy" and "drunk" and "nationalistic" 

Bianca Andreescu and Petra Kvitova OUT

Sorry, Kaja Juvan will go through. ?

Damn
 
But hey, Bianca wins her first match since 16 months

Monfilis in tears in the press confederation after the defeat

And the 1st upset goes to.......Angie Kerber she's lost to Pera from the US 6-0, 6-4

Finally it's time for some good tennis

Penguins just hacked the site  

Several top players withdrew at the QF or SF stage, S.Williams (obviously she only cares about Court's GS record), Osaka, Azarenka, Halep probably faked a lower-back injury. This WTA AO Series is a complete mess.  The finals are Barty vs Muguruza (Yarra), Mertens vs Kanepi (Gippsland) and Grampians is still at SF stage.

FC Rostov have a new Deputy General Director in Darina Nikitina   
 

 

 

Bianca Andreescu has withdrawn from the Grampians tournament. This is literally entering the drama lama levels.

Denmark is the best team in the world right now and they were supposed to win the title but what a night for Landin, he is always good when it matters
 
and Congrats to Sweden for having such a wonderful tournament.
 
and also hats off to Egypt for organizing this competition and also having a great team. they were VERY close to beat Denmark and lost by only 1 goal to the other finalist Sweden. I think it's fair to say that Egypt deserved a medal here.

Unusually unpolitical though a few changes could be made.

MVP : Mikkel Hansen  Congrats to Denmark 

Bronze medal for Spain ! 

Cairo international velodrome the 1st one in egypt history is set for the 2021 juniors WCH next April 

Wow! Very nice.  Was going to say there can’t be many in Africa, but I’m sure there must be plenty in Françafrique, the old-style concrete ones at least.

Cairo international velodrome the 1st one in egypt history is set for the 2021 juniors WCH next April 

Cairo international velodrome the 1st one in egypt history is set for the 2021 juniors WCH next April 

Meanwhile in Adelaide, Australia. It seems that they stucked in early 2019 or are already in 2023 
 
 

The anthem says "God Save the Queen" not "God Save my marriage"*, so...
 
*Don't look at HRH Duke of Edinburgh, he is an exemption.