Olympian1010

No, you produce Kiwi Gals

Cool Runnings - Kokosy na snehu ( coconuts in the snow )
 

Silver Linings Playbook - Happiness Therapy 

You got to be kidding me, because I was about to go for a kiwi joke 

No, you produce Kiwi Gals

And about the Democratic Party having no other options than senile granddads and people who just aren't really good enough (yet?).

Don't worry, we don't produce Maple boys 

OMG, I THINK(!) I have Totallympics friendly entry for the Open  

Yeah, explaining this contest to an outside source is a very traumatising experience, I still cringe to this day 

It's 2020, year of the presidential elections, and you've got two more or less senile candidates battling each other. What a party this is gonna be.

Biden is the guy, who is almost 80 years old and has clear signs of dementia. And he is the favourite of the democratic voters.  God i love America.

Yep, but this isn't Europe. American "democracy" is such a farce...

Wanderer wouldn't put a foot into a committee with me, now that I gave 12 points to "Maple boy".

Well, too each their own. That's why the scores are always so lovingly all over the place.
 
Personally, I don't particularly care about the lyrics. Partly because even with translation something is always lost, so why bother? My top priorities are the general sound, the rhytm of course and certain "X-factor"...

I am not disregarding any genre.  That includes country, which has very good songs i may add. I'm just saying the variety of music has drastically dropped in the last 10-15 years. All mainstream songs sound pretty much the same. If i have to look through three sites, 5 charts down, 2 editors opinions to find good songs from different genres, then there is definitely a problem.  

There is actually a lot of very good pop around from the last decade, it's just not as consumed as the trashy pop, so you need to put in more effort to find it, because it tends to not find you 

Yeah, Coldplay’s album left quite a bit to be desired. I love their old hits like Viva La Vida, Clocks, Yellow, etc. Imagine Dragons have been my favorite group since 2012. Most artists in my main playlist get a few songs, but the Imagine Dragons get like 20. My favorite songs of theirs are Next To Me, Radioactive (I like the Kendrick Lamar remix the most), Demons, Friction, Whatever It Takes, Stuck, Gold, Warriors, Thunder, and my all-time favorite of theirs, Natural. 
 
Besides those two, I’m also big on One Republic, X Ambassadors, and Sleeping At Last. I’ve really been into Sleeping At Last lately.

UNITED STATES AT THE TOTALLYMPICS INTERNATIONAL SONG CONTEST
 
 

Continent - North America Population: 336.69 million Capital: Washington D.C. TISC Appearances 20 TISC Open Appearances 10 TISC Annual Appearances 10 National Records Overall  Best Finish 2nd
 National Record Points 182 pts  National Record Average 5.35 PPJ  National Record Points Streak 9  National Record Medal Streak 3 National Records Open  Best Finish 2nd  National Record Points 182 pts  National Record Average 5.35 PPJ  National Record Points Streak 6 National Records Annual  Best Finish 3rd  National Record Points 161 pts  National Record Average 4.03 PPJ  National Record Points Streak 9 Overall Medals 0 1 2   TISC Open 2018
  TISC Open 2017
  TISC Annual 2018
 
 
 
United States - List of All TISC Entries
 
Edition  Contest  Artist - Song Rank Points  #1  TISC Open 2013  Christina Grimmie - Feelin' Good
6th 150 pts  #2  TISC Annual 2014  Florida Georgia Line feat. Nelly - Cruise (Remix)
8th 120 pts  #3  TISC Open 2014  Cupid feat. B.O.B. - 369 21st 65 pts  #4  TISC Annual 2015  Nick Jonas - Jealous 21st 56 pts  #5  TISC Open 2015  Train - Drops of Jupiter 4th 140 pts  #6  TISC Annual 2016  Meghan Trainor - Dear Future Husband 14th 86 pts  #7  TISC Open 2016  Kelly Clarkson - A Moment Like This 4th 132 pts  #8  TISC Annual 2017  Zedd, Aloe Blacc & Grey - Candyman 24th 58 pts  #9  TISC Open 2017  Dia Frampton - The Broken Ones 3rd 169 pts  #10  TISC Annual 2018  Carrie Underwood feat. Ludacris - The Champion 3rd 161 pts  #11  TISC Open 2018  Fun. - Some Nights 2nd 182 pts  #12  TISC Annual 2019  Childish Gambino - This Is America 24th 65 pts  #13  TISC Open 2019  Fun. - Carry On 5th 127 pts  #14  TISC Annual 2020   Charlie Puth - I Warned Myself 15th 86 pts  #15  TISC Open 2020    Monsters Of Folk - His Master's Voice 21st 62 pts  #16  TISC Annual 2021  Ashe & FINNEAS - Till Forever Falls Apart 6th 111 pts  #17  TISC Open 2021  Vanessa Carlton - Ordinary Day 12th 84 pts  #18  TISC Annual 2022  Still Woozy, Remi Wolf - Pool 31st 56 pts  #19  TISC Open 2022  Jordin Sparks - Battlefield 8th 113 pts  #20  TISC Annual 2023  Judah & The Lion - scream! 5th 130 pts  
 
 
 
Most Successful U.S. Entry
 

 
 

@Vic Liu We have very similar tastes, at least when it comes to English language alternative bands 
 
Those are some great choices.

Dude, the North/South America is so simple. The US has the third largest population in the world. South America has three samba dancers, an indigenous dude, and a alpaca. 

Do you really want to phrase it like that

Grand Final Moments
 

 
 
"NAFTA.
NAFTA everywhere."
"Olympian1010's Family reacts to all songs from TISC 2020." "Czechoslovak Trophy Hooray ! " "But always expect plenty from the fennec." "I fear there’s no more points for the US." "Trying to get laid is not proper social distancing buddy."
"He's a teenage kid." "Covid-19 left the chat." "Is Agger rigging the contest?" "Is there a record for most silver medals without a single gold?"
"You had more 12s in this forum than you can count."
"That moment when Spain 12 is stolen by Germany with a Spanish song."
"I'm @intoronto." "Greece wants to join NAFTA, it seems."
"Technically Iran always awards medal to Israel by letting team walk free to the next round."
"How dare you!"  

Damn, good way to get arrested for assault if you try to pull that here  

Found the way April will try to kill us this year