heywoodu

18 athletes for Norfolk Island, that's crazy.
 
Basically every 120th resident is there.

Stop write around twitter, start to work! 
https://twitter.com/heywoodu/status/981135690116337664
 
 

Not a clue, there are some funny stories in the teams though!
Imo Fiamalua (Tuvulu's Javelin Thrower) has 4 caps for the National Football Team and scored for the Tuvulu Futsal team at the Oceanian Championships.
Montserrat have even managed to enter 6 athletes into the 4x100m Relay, which means 1 in every 980 people in Montserrat will be competing in their relay team!

That part where the cyclists are behind a car, before the 'official start' is given  

It's part 1 of stage 1...

I just saw an article on Twitter and ran here to post it exactly in your words

Austria has a ski jumping team? I didn't know they still existed  

I was more going for: Totallympics becomes a trusted Twitter source, then a Trusted Olympics website like ITG. Then we become a sports news network, then a mainstream news network. Then we use our fame to launch a political party, win power in all major countries and rule the world.
 
But 50 extra users is fine

Austria has a ski jumping team? I didn't know they still existed  

That's stage 1 of the Tour of Costa Rica?

I listened 28 songs and cut 17  

You don't see that coming
 
I very much enjoyed the sheer naivety of the Dutch Eurosport commentator, saying stuff like "She was caught doping in 2013 and had to take a break until 2015, so she's been clean for three years now". Haha, yeah. Because weightlifting is the sport where you can expect the winners to be clean  

You don't see that coming
 
I very much enjoyed the sheer naivety of the Dutch Eurosport commentator, saying stuff like "She was caught doping in 2013 and had to take a break until 2015, so she's been clean for three years now". Haha, yeah. Because weightlifting is the sport where you can expect the winners to be clean  

Erik Dekker, 2001  

According to Eurosport commentator, the winner is Niki Pedersen.

Kasai? 

Yep, after they already won the Dutch title and Dutch cup as well this season  
 
 

Hell of the North 
 

Yep, because of Snowland and because the Brazilian cross-country team (and the Paralympic team) sometimes has some trainings or competitions there  (last year it was even streamed live!)
 
She is from Caraguatatuba, which I would say is definitely worth a Google, but spends most of the time in an appartment paid by the federation in inland São Carlos  

Bulgarian national championships
Sprint men
1. Krasimir Anev - 1 miss
2. Vladimir Iliev - 4 misses
3. Anton Sinapov - 3 misses
 
Sprint women
1. Desislava Stoyanova - 3 misses
2. Daniela Kadeva - 5 misses
3. Emilia Yordanova - 4 misses

Nice try Chad, we're not falling for that  

Problem is that if you look at it like this, Antarctica is basically the only place where the Olympics can be held, because literally every country in the world had or has questionable stuff going on. 

Making a very, very long story short: Valon Behrami, some random footballer, is doing it with Lara 
 
 

this is real not a joke

 
 

I do hope the team leader will leave everyone behind who goes to visit the CR7 museum?