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Spoilers? What is this, X factor?

If it were white water, then this would be like infinite staircase.

And another one... Sierra Leone Soul Control - Chocolate

Let's go with something silly... Switzerland DJ BoBo - Chihuahua

To be fair, Olympic slalom courses have been build to look like roller coasters for a while now. Athens, Beijing, London and Rio were no different.

It's always a delight to listen to Jimmy Wofford's comments. Some highlights from yesterday include: "Competition makes good athletes better and bad athletes worse." "Fatigue makes cowards of us all." "In my experience there are three kinds of people, those who can count and those who can't."

NATIONAL JURY VOTING ORDER: 20 SLOVAKIA 1 CROATIA 21 BRAZIL 2 CHINA 22 NORWAY 3 NETHERLANDS 23 ROMANIA 4 LITHUANIA 24 IRELAND 5 HUNGARY 25 SWEDEN 6 ALGERIA 26 EGYPT 7 MALTA 27 PORTUGAL 8 MOLDOVA 28 MEXICO 9 ITALY 29 INDONESIA 10 GREECE 30 BULGARIA 11 TUNISIA 31 FRANCE 12 DENMARK 32 INDIA 13 UNITED STATES 33 FINLAND 14 GREAT BRITAIN 34 ARGENTINA 15 CHILE 35 CZECH REPUBLIC 16 CANADA 36 POLAND 17 SLOVENIA 37 AUSTRALIA 18 SPAIN 38 NEW ZEALAND 19 KAZAKHSTAN 39 SERBIA TISC TEAM CHALLENGE The Teams Team Jørgensen 01 CROATIA 14 GREAT BRITAIN 27 PORTUGAL Team Dinesen 02 CHINA 15 CHILE 28 MEXICO Team Volbeat 03 NETHERLANDS 16 CANADA 29 INDONESIA Team Communions 04 LITHUANIA 17 SLOVENIA 30 BULGARIA Team Sort Sol 05 HUNGARY 18 SPAIN 31 FRANCE The Trump Organization's™ Team Dizzy Mizz Lizzy 06 ALGERIA 19 KAZAKHSTAN 32 INDIA Team Dickow 07 MALTA 20 SLOVAKIA 33 FINLAND Team Herman 08 MOLDOVA 21 BRAZIL 34 ARGENTINA Team Raveonettes 09 ITALY 22 NORWAY 35 CZECH REPUBLIC Team Kashmir 10 GREECE 23 ROMANIA 36 POLAND Team Mew 11 TUNISIA 24 IRELAND 37 AUSTRALIA Team Myrkur 12 DENMARK 25 SWEDEN 38 NEW ZEALAND Team Blaue Blume 13 UNITED STATES 26 EGYPT 39 SERBIA

NATIONAL JURY VOTING ORDER: 20 SLOVAKIA 1 CROATIA 21 BRAZIL 2 CHINA 22 NORWAY 3 NETHERLANDS 23 ROMANIA 4 LITHUANIA 24 IRELAND 5 HUNGARY 25 SWEDEN 6 ALGERIA 26 EGYPT 7 MALTA 27 PORTUGAL 8 MOLDOVA 28 MEXICO 9 ITALY 29 INDONESIA 10 GREECE 30 BULGARIA 11 TUNISIA 31 FRANCE 12 DENMARK 32 NATION 13 UNITED STATES 33 FINLAND 14 GREAT BRITAIN 34 ARGENTINA 15 CHILE 35 CZECH REPUBLIC 16 CANADA 36 POLAND 17 SLOVENIA 37 AUSTRALIA 18 SPAIN 38 NEW ZEALAND 19 KAZAKHSTAN 39 SERBIA TISC TEAM CHALLENGE The Teams Team Jørgensen 01 CROATIA 14 GREAT BRITAIN 27 PORTUGAL Team Dinesen 02 CHINA 15 CHILE 28 MEXICO Team Volbeat 03 NETHERLANDS 16 CANADA 29 INDONESIA Team Communions 04 LITHUANIA 17 SLOVENIA 30 BULGARIA Team Sort Sol 05 HUNGARY 18 SPAIN 31 FRANCE The Trump Organization's™ Team Dizzy Mizz Lizzy 06 ALGERIA 19 KAZAKHSTAN 32 NATION Team Dickow 07 MALTA 20 SLOVAKIA 33 FINLAND Team Herman 08 MOLDOVA 21 BRAZIL 34 ARGENTINA Team Raveonettes 09 ITALY 22 NORWAY 35 CZECH REPUBLIC Team Kashmir 10 GREECE 23 ROMANIA 36 POLAND Team Mew 11 TUNISIA 24 IRELAND 37 AUSTRALIA Team Myrkur 12 DENMARK 25 SWEDEN 38 NEW ZEALAND Team Blaue Blume 13 UNITED STATES 26 EGYPT 39 SERBIA

receive Mr. Trump scolarships. Congratulations!

NATIONAL JURY VOTING ORDER: 20 SLOVAKIA 1 CROATIA 21 BRAZIL 2 CHINA 22 NORWAY 3 NETHERLANDS 23 ROMANIA 4 LITHUANIA 24 IRELAND 5 HUNGARY 25 SWEDEN 6 NATION 26 EGYPT 7 MALTA 27 PORTUGAL 8 MOLDOVA 28 MEXICO 9 ITALY 29 INDONESIA 10 GREECE 30 BULGARIA 11 TUNISIA 31 FRANCE 12 DENMARK 32 NATION 13 UNITED STATES 33 FINLAND 14 GREAT BRITAIN 34 ARGENTINA 15 CHILE 35 CZECH REPUBLIC 16 CANADA 36 POLAND 17 SLOVENIA 37 AUSTRALIA 18 SPAIN 38 NEW ZEALAND 19 KAZAKHSTAN 39 SERBIA TISC TEAM CHALLENGE The Teams Team Jørgensen 01 CROATIA 14 GREAT BRITAIN 27 PORTUGAL Team Dinesen 02 CHINA 15 CHILE 28 MEXICO Team Volbeat 03 NETHERLANDS 16 CANADA 29 INDONESIA Team Communions 04 LITHUANIA 17 SLOVENIA 30 BULGARIA Team Sort Sol 05 HUNGARY 18 SPAIN 31 FRANCE Team Dizzy Mizz Lizzy 06 NATION 19 KAZAKHSTAN 32 NATION Team Dickow 07 MALTA 20 SLOVAKIA 33 FINLAND Team Herman 08 MOLDOVA 21 BRAZIL 34 ARGENTINA Team Raveonettes 09 ITALY 22 NORWAY 35 CZECH REPUBLIC Team Kashmir 10 GREECE 23 ROMANIA 36 POLAND Team Mew 11 TUNISIA 24 IRELAND 37 AUSTRALIA Team Myrkur 12 DENMARK 25 SWEDEN 38 NEW ZEALAND Team Blaue Blume 13 UNITED STATES 26 EGYPT 39 SERBIA

Dizzy Mizz Lizzy still having only Kazakhstan, while 11 other teams are completed.

NATIONAL JURY VOTING ORDER: 20 SLOVAKIA 1 CROATIA 21 BRAZIL 2 CHINA 22 NORWAY 3 NETHERLANDS 23 ROMANIA 4 LITHUANIA 24 IRELAND 5 HUNGARY 25 SWEDEN 6 NATION 26 EGYPT 7 MALTA 27 PORTUGAL 8 MOLDOVA 28 MEXICO 9 ITALY 29 INDONESIA 10 GREECE 30 BULGARIA 11 TUNISIA 31 FRANCE 12 DENMARK 32 NATION 13 UNITED STATES 33 FINLAND 14 GREAT BRITAIN 34 ARGENTINA 15 CHILE 35 CZECH REPUBLIC 16 CANADA 36 POLAND 17 SLOVENIA 37 AUSTRALIA 18 SPAIN 38 NEW ZEALAND 19 KAZAKHSTAN 39 NATION TISC TEAM CHALLENGE The Teams Team Jørgensen 01 CROATIA 14 GREAT BRITAIN 27 PORTUGAL Team Dinesen 02 CHINA 15 CHILE 28 MEXICO Team Volbeat 03 NETHERLANDS 16 CANADA 29 INDONESIA Team Communions 04 LITHUANIA 17 SLOVENIA 30 BULGARIA Team Sort Sol 05 HUNGARY 18 SPAIN 31 FRANCE Team Dizzy Mizz Lizzy 06 NATION 19 KAZAKHSTAN 32 NATION Team Dickow 07 MALTA 20 SLOVAKIA 33 FINLAND Team Herman 08 MOLDOVA 21 BRAZIL 34 ARGENTINA Team Raveonettes 09 ITALY 22 NORWAY 35 CZECH REPUBLIC Team Kashmir 10 GREECE 23 ROMANIA 36 POLAND Team Mew 11 TUNISIA 24 IRELAND 37 AUSTRALIA Team Myrkur 12 DENMARK 25 SWEDEN 38 NEW ZEALAND Team Blaue Blume 13 UNITED STATES 26 EGYPT 39 NATION

Let's hope we see final votes being revelaed one-by-one this time. I believe that happens every two years? 2013 Open, 2015 Open, 2017 Open...?

NATIONAL JURY VOTING ORDER: 20 SLOVAKIA 1 CROATIA 21 BRAZIL 2 CHINA 22 NORWAY 3 NETHERLANDS 23 ROMANIA 4 LITHUANIA 24 IRELAND 5 HUNGARY 25 SWEDEN 6 NATION 26 EGYPT 7 MALTA 27 PORTUGAL 8 MOLDOVA 28 MEXICO 9 ITALY 29 INDONESIA 10 GREECE 30 BULGARIA 11 TUNISIA 31 NATION 12 DENMARK 32 NATION 13 UNITED STATES 33 FINLAND 14 GREAT BRITAIN 34 ARGENTINA 15 CHILE 35 CZECH REPUBLIC 16 CANADA 36 POLAND 17 SLOVENIA 37 AUSTRALIA 18 SPAIN 38 NEW ZEALAND 19 KAZAKHSTAN 39 NATION TISC TEAM CHALLENGE The Teams Team Jørgensen 01 CROATIA 14 GREAT BRITAIN 27 PORTUGAL Team Dinesen 02 CHINA 15 CHILE 28 MEXICO Team Volbeat 03 NETHERLANDS 16 CANADA 29 INDONESIA Team Communions 04 LITHUANIA 17 SLOVENIA 30 BULGARIA Team Sort Sol 05 HUNGARY 18 SPAIN 31 NATION Team Dizzy Mizz Lizzy 06 NATION 19 KAZAKHSTAN 32 NATION Team Dickow 07 MALTA 20 SLOVAKIA 33 FINLAND Team Herman 08 MOLDOVA 21 BRAZIL 34 ARGENTINA Team Raveonettes 09 ITALY 22 NORWAY 35 CZECH REPUBLIC Team Kashmir 10 GREECE 23 ROMANIA 36 POLAND Team Mew 11 TUNISIA 24 IRELAND 37 AUSTRALIA Team Myrkur 12 DENMARK 25 SWEDEN 38 NEW ZEALAND Team Blaue Blume 13 UNITED STATES 26 EGYPT 39 NATION

And now hckosice.

Apparently Slovakia will vote twice.

NATIONAL JURY VOTING ORDER: 20 SLOVAKIA 1 CROATIA 21 BRAZIL 2 CHINA 22 NORWAY 3 NETHERLANDS 23 ROMANIA 4 LITHUANIA 24 IRELAND 5 HUNGARY 25 SWEDEN 6 NATION 26 EGYPT 7 MALTA 27 PORTUGAL 8 MOLDOVA 28 MEXICO 9 NATION 29 INDONESIA 10 GREECE 30 BULGARIA 11 TUNISIA 31 NATION 12 DENMARK 32 NATION 13 UNITED STATES 33 FINLAND 14 GREAT BRITAIN 34 ARGENTINA 15 CHILE 35 CZECH REPUBLIC 16 CANADA 36 POLAND 17 SLOVAKIA 37 AUSTRALIA 18 SPAIN 38 NEW ZEALAND 19 KAZAKHSTAN 39 NATION TISC TEAM CHALLENGE The Teams Team Jørgensen 01 CROATIA 14 GREAT BRITAIN 27 PORTUGAL Team Dinesen 02 CHINA 15 CHILE 28 MEXICO Team Volbeat 03 NETHERLANDS 16 CANADA 29 INDONESIA Team Communions 04 LITHUANIA 17 SLOVAKIA 30 BULGARIA Team Sort Sol 05 HUNGARY 18 SPAIN 31 NATION Team Dizzy Mizz Lizzy 06 NATION 19 KAZAKHSTAN 32 NATION Team Dickow 07 MALTA 20 SLOVAKIA 33 FINLAND Team Herman 08 MOLDOVA 21 BRAZIL 34 ARGENTINA Team Raveonettes 09 NATION 22 NORWAY 35 CZECH REPUBLIC Team Kashmir 10 GREECE 23 ROMANIA 36 POLAND Team Mew 11 TUNISIA 24 IRELAND 37 AUSTRALIA Team Myrkur 12 DENMARK 25 SWEDEN 38 NEW ZEALAND Team Blaue Blume 13 UNITED STATES 26 EGYPT 39 NATION

Looks like Slovakia disappeared from the table. That needs to be fixed later.

1 CROATIA 21 BRAZIL 2 CHINA 22 NORWAY 3 NETHERLANDS 23 ROMANIA 4 LITHUANIA 24 IRELAND 5 HUNGARY 25 SWEDEN 6 NATION 26 EGYPT 7 MALTA 27 PORTUGAL 8 MOLDOVA 28 MEXICO 9 NATION 29 INDONESIA 10 GREECE 30 BULGARIA 11 TUNISIA 31 NATION 12 DENMARK 32 NATION 13 UNITED STATES 33 FINLAND 14 GREAT BRITAIN 34 ARGENTINA 15 CHILE 35 CZECH REPUBLIC 16 CANADA 36 POLAND 17 NATION 37 AUSTRALIA 18 SPAIN 38 NEW ZEALAND 19 KAZAKHSTAN 39 NATION TISC TEAM CHALLENGE The Teams Team Jørgensen 01 CROATIA 14 GREAT BRITAIN 27 PORTUGAL Team Dinesen 02 CHINA 15 CHILE 28 MEXICO Team Volbeat 03 NETHERLANDS 16 CANADA 29 INDONESIA Team Communions 04 LITHUANIA 17 NATION 30 BULGARIA Team Sort Sol 05 HUNGARY 18 SPAIN 31 NATION Team Dizzy Mizz Lizzy 06 NATION 19 KAZAKHSTAN 32 NATION Team Dickow 07 MALTA 20 SLOVAKIA 33 FINLAND Team Herman 08 MOLDOVA 21 BRAZIL 34 ARGENTINA Team Raveonettes 09 NATION 22 NORWAY 35 CZECH REPUBLIC Team Kashmir 10 GREECE 23 ROMANIA 36 POLAND Team Mew 11 TUNISIA 24 IRELAND 37 AUSTRALIA Team Myrkur 12 DENMARK 25 SWEDEN 38 NEW ZEALAND Team Blaue Blume 13 UNITED STATES 26 EGYPT 39 NATION

Ok, I'll take over for the last few.

No Europe in Team Dinesen! Although, it would have been more fitting if only African nations had been drawn there...

It would have been fun if only the nations who awarded 12 points to the Communions were drawn into Team Communions.

Apparently the odds of Dizzy Mizz Lizzy still being empty at this point were like 3%. Or 0%, if the team is indeed sponsored by Mr. Trump.

Rumor has it that Mizz Lizzy is getting dizzy.

And that's a wrap from me. Good luck with the table!