Dragon

I am both

51 years ago the GB entry would have been Tangerine

Yes, I have a South African Sauvignon Blanc that needs drinking too...

Tomorrow night I'll be live streaming me shooting my own foot live on facebook... Would still be better than what happened to the Otters tonight.

I'll edit it...

Women's 100m hurdles - Gainesville Tiffany Porter 12.62 Cindy Semper 12.62 Sisters with identical qualifying times! But the big news was Jessica Camacho-Quinn 12.32 - 7th best of all-time

I blame the person who picked the teams...

great britain SWEDEN 12 FINLAND 11 UNITED STATES 10 NETHERLANDS 9 DENMARK 8 SLOVAKIA 7 FRANCE 6 TUNISIA 5 SPAIN 4 ARGENTINA 3 POLAND 2 INDONESIA 1 And in the end I gave 0 points to either Ireland or Canada so you can't accuse me of being biased... Thanks to Rybak and company for a fun contest

great britain FINLAND 11 UNITED STATES 10 NETHERLANDS 9 DENMARK 8 SLOVAKIA 7 FRANCE 6 TUNISIA 5 SPAIN 4 ARGENTINA 3 POLAND 2 INDONESIA 1

great britain London Calling, This is London Calling. Here are the results of the UK Jury Let's try to make this exciting... UNITED STATES 10 NETHERLANDS 9 DENMARK 8 SLOVAKIA 7 FRANCE 6 TUNISIA 5 SPAIN 4 ARGENTINA 3 POLAND 2 INDONESIA 1

Before I vote I have two things to say. Firstly, the things above are both true. I live on the west coast so Dublin is 100km closer than London and my great-grandparents lived on Vancouver Island. Secondly, I'd like to apologize to my team mates for drowning the otters...

I think I know how this will end...

This one I like...

Is this a good time to note I live closer to Dublin than London and my great-grandparents were Canadian?

To be safe it's Chicken Madras tomorrow and a ham and cheese sandwich tonight then....

OK, before we resume I need some advice, I was going to have a hot curry for an evening meal. The question is - Will this contest become so exciting that eating the curry will leave me with an upset stomach?

This could be a real superstar....

If Trump was still in office I'd say North Korea. Now it's more difficult to judge

Thank you to everyone who has given points to GB so far

"CAS is not involved in the decision on the outfitting of Russians at the Games" so there will be objection to the Russian clothes.

It's official now

Swapping the cold Moroccan spring for the tropical paradise that is County Durham...

Let's insult the sports then. Climbing, for an "action sport", is actually quite boring with lots of waiting around for people to take one more step. I like baseball but, without most of the best 1000 players being there, it's a bit like watching the football World Cup without all the players who play for clubs in Europe or South America competing. Karate is like Judo or Taekwondo only much less interesting and the Kata event looks like drunk dancing. Haven't seen enough surfing to have an opinion. That leaves softball and skateboarding and softball has only a couple of competitive teams. That means skateboarding is the only one left...