Dragon

And everyone will enter an Irish song for the next contest

All the big networks now calling it for Serbia

Personally I've opened some cheap Italian Chardonnay. Hic, hic, hic

OK. Is it the gin, vodka or Chilean white wine then?

It's the Belgian beer kicking in, right?

As The Bangles once said - Vote Like an Egyptian

It's a remarkable story. https://gameofthrones.fandom.com/wiki/Wilko_Johnson

https://gameofthrones.fandom.com/wiki/Ilyn_Payne

We're near a break so time for a brief quiz. This is one of the more obscure songs I considered for the UK entry. The guitar player in the leather jacket later had a small but important acting role in one of the biggest TV series of the last decade but which series was it?

No football for me today. Just waiting for tomorrow and revenge on @OlympicIRL

I think there's a village in the West of England called Sleepy Werlock

Or maybe the F1 qualifying is a sign one of the leaders will make a sprint for the finish line?

Thank you sir

Sadly right. Even though some of my mother's family emigrated to Chubut province about 130 years ago

GREAT BRITAIN Serbia 12 Slovakia 11 Ireland 10 India 9 Canada 8 Brazil 7 Kazakhstan 6 Malta 5 Lithuania 4 Moldova 3 Netherlands 2 Croatia 1 And that concludes the voting of the UK jury. Very disappointed that nobody tried to bribe me this year. Always next year...

And the 12 points goes to

GREAT BRITAIN Slovakia 11 Ireland 10 India 9 Canada 8 Brazil 7 Kazakhstan 6 Malta 5 Lithuania 4 Moldova 3 Netherlands 2 Croatia 1

GREAT BRITAIN Good Afternoon Amersfoort! Prynhawn Da. Feasgar Meth Dohajydh da Fastyr Mie As I look through my window and see palm trees, long sandy beaches, tropical rainforest and herds of buffalo sweeping majestically across the plains, I realize I probably drank too much Dutch gin at the opening ceremony. Congratulations to Heywood for having the patience to organize this. Also nice to see so many members of the Dutch Royal family and the national speed skating team in the audience. So here are the results of the deliberations of the UK jury. Ireland 10 India 9 Canada 8 Brazil 7 Kazakhstan 6 Malta 5 Lithuania 4 Moldova 3 Netherlands 2 Croatia 1

Here we go

He's already sprinting for the courts...

At this point I've realized I'm going to give big points to a country no one else done...

And this is the British equivalent

The Romanian delegation objects to your insult of one of its most famous cultural exports

Not to be drunk quickly. I got given a bottle a few years ago. Really quite nice.