Summer Olympic Games 2020 Ceremonies

[mrv86 3,151]

4 minutes ago, heywoodu said:

Posting from the bathroom?

 

Reminds me of a colleague of mine a while back, during the 'daily start'. It was his turn to say what he was planning to do that day, but his camera was off and he was muted. After some seconds of waiting, suddenly his voice appeared:

 

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"Oh sorry, I'm taking a dump."

 

No never, have I posted/texted while in the bathroom.

[dcro 10,210]

Insufferably long speeches. At this point, I have no doubt this man believes he is the master of the universe.

[Vic Liu 1,686]

Even longer than the show.

[Grassmarket 3,533]

He is obviously expecting thunderous applause & cheering, but complete silence instead.

[Mkbw50 438]

3 minutes ago, Grassmarket said:

First Olympic Record of the games, for Longest Opening Ceremony Speech goes to Thomas Bach (GER, Fencing 1976)

OLYMPIC CHAMPION, FENCING, 1976

[Quasit 865]

What do you expect? Of course an official opening has speeches. We were here for the parade of nations anyway.

[ChandlerMne 1,058]

As expected, i missed first 75 minutes. 

Strange ceremony, but good memories from previous games are still strong.

Olympics are probably one of the best things than mankind invented. 

 

[dcro 10,210]

Just now, Grassmarket said:

He is obviously expecting thunderous applause & cheering, but complete silence instead.

Or maybe just the fake ones.

[LowerSaxony 205]

7 minutes ago, Grassmarket said:

I count about 80 infections and rising during Bach's speech alone. 

Luckily for the people around Bach, stupidity is not infectious.

[Grassmarket 3,533]

Just now, Vic Liu said:

Even longer than the show.

Come on, you could fit another 30 countries in at this rate!  Gibraltar, Norfolk Island, Greenland, where are you?