Tokyo Summer Olympic Games 2020 News

[Quasit 865]

As soon as your athletes win medals, nobody will complain about the additions anymore.

 

I actually welcome the addition of mixed events. I have nothing against them as long as they have depth.

Edited April 8, 2017 by Quasit

[dcro 10,210]

16 minutes ago, Mkbw50 said:

Modern Penathlon: League of Legends, Counter Strike: Global Offensive, FIFA 17, Rocket League, Pokémon Sun/Moon

 

[Federer91 2,797]

How about No, No and No! That seems fine by me. 

[Mkbw50 438]

Who doesn't want freestyle BMX?

 

Except everyone

[konig 1,504]

58 minutes ago, Mkbw50 said:

New events

Archery: But using bazookas

Athletics: Race walk on a protest staring Kendall Jenner

Badminton: Shuttlecock renamed 'shuttlevagina' for feminism

Baseball: Powerups like Mario Super Sluggers

Basketball: Every team is just made up of five USA players

Beach volleyball: All the players are naked

Boxing: Replaced with UFC

Canoeing - Slalom: There are no longer any boats

Canoeing - Sprint: There is no longer any water

Cycling - BMX: Some mad freestyle eve- wait, this is real? Oh.

Cycling - Mountain Bike: Athletes no longer have a bike, and only have rations for 2 months, to start a fire, and no emergency contact

Cycling - Road: There are still cars on the road, so the athletes have to be mindful of traffic

Cycling - Track: The biggest race in Olympic history: 1,000 athletes (all at the same time) - what could go wrong?

Diving: It's now from the biggest sky scraper in the host nation

Equestrian: No more outdated horses. For animal rights, the teams have two hours to make a Papier-mâché horse and use that

Fencing: It's now going to be a medieval swordfight

Field hockey: You get points for hitting your apponent with the stick

Football: Now a full-age competition that everybody in football respects LOL HAHA JUST KIDDING it's one of those stupid 'freestyle football' competitions

Golf: It's on a volcano à la Mario Golf

Gymnastics - Artistic: It's now a twerking competition

Gymnastics - Rhythmic: They throw the ball and play cricket using the clubs - throwing through the hoops as an impromptu wicket and the ribbon as the crease

Gymastics - Trampoline: If an athlete does badly, the trampoline is removed before they land

Handball: You can now use your feet

Judo: It's now an "artistic judo" contest, where you have to be the most stylish no matter who wins

Karate: It's the most stereotypical karate match ever, with all participants armed with ninja throwing starts to appeal to youth

Modern Penathlon: League of Legends, Counter Strike: Global Offensive, FIFA 17, Rocket League, Pokémon Sun/Moon

Rowing: All teams have no paddles

Rugby Sevens: There is now 1 player on each team

Sailing: It lasts 3 months on a voyage to Australia. It doesn't matter where the host nation is, it will always mysteriously last 3 months and be to Australia anyway

Shooting: It's now for Black Lives Matter, participants have to dress up as policeman and shoot unarmed black people. Unfortunately, real people are used for some reason.

Skateboarding: (It's in the Olympics in the first place lol) "Woah dude. That kickflip was gnarly" - The commentators will say that even if it's unrelated to a kickflip

Softball: It's now a men only sport and baseball is a women's only sport

Sport Climbing: The sea level slowly rises, meaning if you take too long you'll drown

Surfing: Remember Club Penguin? Yeah. That.

Swimming: Now with added sharks!

Table Tennis: No table, now you just get points by hitting your opponent with the ball

Taekwondo: Athletes will now be those stupid weeaboos that think everything Japanese is cool and will bring body pillows, then run away before the fight

Tennis: The women where dresses but no underwear in a shameless attempt to get viewers, the IOC explain why this is actually pro-feminism

Triathlon: Jousting, Hotdog eating, and The Suicide Race - The athletes did not know they meant actual suicide

Volleyball: The net is now 20 metres high, all the time the athletes are on really wobbly ladders. Fifteen die, thirty-six wounded

Water Polo: Now you HAVE to make your feet touch the ground, at all times

Weightlifting: All done by douchebag gymlads that look stupid when they completely overestimate their lifting ability

Wrestling: Anything is legal, like chair throwing, punching, and concealing a weapon and shooting the opponent

The funniest thing i have ever seen here, thanks a lot 

[Mkbw50 438]

Someone needs to make a cartoon of my comment lol

[Jur 683]

We were missing the cherry on top of the cake.

 

http://www.insidethegames.biz/articles/1049085/mixed-gender-race-walking-event-proposed-by-iaaf-for-world-championships-and-tokyo-2020

 

 

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, 4x5000 mixed track race walking relay makes an appearance

[OlympicIRL 5,532]

One word.... ridiculous.

[intoronto 5,645]

You can only blame the IOC. Off course all federations want new events, and with the IOC wanting gender equal events, you will get these ridiculous events being proposed. What's next mixed team events?

[OlympicIRL 5,532]

3 minutes ago, intoronto said:

You can only blame the IOC. Off course all federations want new events, and with the IOC wanting gender equal events, you will get these ridiculous events being proposed. What's next mixed team events?

 

Korfball would already be in a good position for inclusion as a mixed gender team event