Football 2019 Discussion Thread

[Olympian1010 8,230]

#10 is how I cheer for the US Men’s National Team  (It might also be how Thailand cheers for the women’s team)

 

 

Also, #3 is my all-time favorite 

Edited October 31, 2019 by Olympian1010

[heywoodu 16,004]

I liked pretty much all of them but #3 and specifically "We want our dick back" was the best  

 

I only didn't like 2, the Touré chant is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ancient by now, ugh. Heard it way too often at the darts for it to still be funny  

 

Also, every single one of them is a billion times better than every single one of the American ones here  

 

 

My all-time favourite is a Dutch one though, sadly it of course won't rhyme when translating. ADO Den Haag's goalkeeper had some video of him and his wife/girlfriend/whatever leaked online in which the lady was using a sex toy on him. Pretty soon after, they played rivals Ajax, who started singing about him on the melody of one of the more famous Dutch Sinterklaas songs (Sinterklaas being the happy Dutch children's holiday where children get presents, get together and have fun and so on).

 

"De keeper van Den Haag, van Den Haag, van Den Haag....

De keeper van Den Haag, die heeft een dildo in z'n maag.

 

Dat is toch, dat is toch, dat is toch niet gezond...

Een dildo, een dildo, een dildo in je kont!"

 

Loosely translated:

 

Spoiler

 

"The goalkeeper of The Hague, of The Hague, of The Hague...

The goalkeeper of The Hague, he's got a dildo in his stomach.

 

That isn't, that isn't, that isn't healthy...

A dildo, a dildo, a dildo in your ass!"

 

 

 

 

[intoronto 6,420]

 Tarania Clarke, only 20, was stabbed to death. Sad.

[bestmen 2,904]

and the hairdresser of Ronaldo "Ricardo Marques Ferreira " has been killed into hotel  in Zurich

[mihamiha 124]

this weekend great derby between liverpool and man.city, one of the crucial games of the year

[bestmen 2,904]

Liverpool 2-0 Man city  , 1st half

 

that's what happens when Mahrez is not in , he was marginalized since the beginning of season

[bestmen 2,904]

Guardiola never was one good coach

 

3-0 

 

[thepharoah 2,413]

KSA , UAE and Bahrain announced their participation in Gulf Cup 2019 in Doha after they announced boycotting tournament before , the draw will be remade tomorrow , maybe this'll be start of rebuilding political relations with Qatar 

[heywoodu 16,004]

Manchester City's Bernardo Silva has been fined 64.000 pounds plus a one match suspension for a 'racist' joke about Benjamin Mendy. Mendy himself, a teammate, good friend of Silva and the only person actually involved in this, literally said he was not offended by it and sent the FA a letter to defend Silva. Without effect, sadly.

[Olympian1010 8,230]

1 hour ago, heywoodu said:

Manchester City's Bernardo Silva has been fined 64.000 pounds plus a one match suspension for a 'racist' joke about Benjamin Mendy. Mendy himself, a teammate, good friend of Silva and the only person actually involved in this, literally said he was not offended by it and sent the FA a letter to defend Silva. Without effect, sadly.

We can’t be excusing racism. I think the penalty is quite a bit too harsh, but it is deserved.