orangeman

Great start for the Gow Bros in biathlon.

Good game, USA. It was that magic mop after end 7.

Well, a bronze at least! Great last few ends by Canada.

Oof, steal of 2 for Canada. One more end to go!

The Canadian announcers were so sure of that last shot, too. "He just did that shot! This is money for Gushue! He makes this 9/10 times!" Yeah, he just did that shot and missed badly. Are we watching the same team this week, it's more rare for them to make shots than to miss. I feel like both skips have golds and aren't interested in this game.

Gushue had 2 shots at 3+ points and missed both. Two points is good, but I'm not exactly convinced either.

Gushue falls backwards into 2 points. Had 2 shots at 3+ and missed both.

Great final shot by Gushue, after some more really bad mistakes.

Finally something goes right.

Gushue just threw a stone right through the house in the 7th end down by one. Like....okay.

My......god.....

Wow, another miss on an easy shot and Canada takes one when they were trying to blank. I don't know if our curlers could play worse if they tried.

hahahahahahahaha, omg our curlers suck.

Now to watch our curlers lose...

With Leman going out, this will be the first ski cross final without a Canadian, men's or women's. These Olympics are just getting better and better for Canada! Now to watch our curlers lose again...

And now he's out. No Canadians in the finals for the first time ever. And they started off so strong.

Sharpe and Karker are doing great in halfpipe, but it'll be really hard to beat Gu.

Curling is dead in Canada. And we thought 2018 was a disaster.

fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu................ Well, it was a good game. Curling is dead in Canada.

I did some math because I was bored (beats doing what I'm supposed to be doing). In terms of percentage of total medals and golds offered, these are Canada's worst Games since 1992 and 1988, respectively. To be as "bad" as 2002 in terms of percentages, Canada would have to win 4 more medals and a whopping 6 more golds. I know I'm just harping on it now, but these Games have been a really big disappointment for Canada across the board. As always, there have been shinning stars like Weidemann, Parrot and Dubois, along with strong underrated performances in alpine, biathlon and cross-country. But Canada is moving backwards in several sports.

A public execution may be needed. I'm sick of Canadian announcers talking about the world catching up. No one forced Jones to miss that easy shot in the Swiss game to lose. No one forced her team to miss 8 shots in a row against China. No one made the mixed doubles forget how to play curling suddenly. They just played badly. A 15 year old at the local rink could have made those shots.

Only way for Canada now is if Korea comes back and beats Sweden. They're down 2 in the 10th with hammer.

They did, but Japan losing means they tie with them, too, and Canada lost to Japan. So because all four teams beat each other at some point, it comes down to draws to the buttons over the week and Team Jones is dead last in that category. It is frustrating that Canada beat 3/4 of the other teams they're tied with but will not make it in.

I'm watching all three games and literally everything is going wrong.

Jones did this to herself with that pathetic ending to the China game last night. TBH, she doesn't deserve the playoffs. But I still want it.