orangeman

Canada had the win but screwed up on the last rock. Still going into extra end with hammer.

This will be quite the finish in the CAN/ITA game.

Lord knows I'm saying it.

Well, AUS wasn't winless. They had won earlier in the day.

Day 2 Review: Terrible. Was hoping for 1 medal (SS 5k), a chance in slopestyle, and a top-6 finish in moguls. Got none of that. 4th for Blouin isn't horrible, good for her. Bloeman was never in the race. Only two skiers to go down in the finals were Canadians. Thought Canada would lock up a curling playoff spot, but now it looks in doubt. Most embarrassing defeat in Canadian curling history? Morris just threw away all his stones in the 8th, lucky to get to the 9th where Homan threw away hers. Perplexing. Not world class. Luge, Ski jumping, X-country all expected. The only highlight was all three big names make the mens boarding slopestyle final tomorrow (tonight for yous in Canada). Good vibes for that tomorrow. Hope for our ladies and gentlemen to stay on their feet in short track tomorrow, maybe our mogul stars got it out of their system today. And hey, a win against Italy wouldn't hurt in curling. Not sure if they deserve to make the playoffs at this point, but we'll take it.

I love your profile pic. Good laugh in this hard time, thanks.

Yeah, only beat UNDEFEATED Italy.

Very good chance Canada is not going to the playoffs now. Absolutely need a win against undefeated Italy tomorrow. Good news is Italy don't care they're first anyway. But they may want to prove a point. Canada also needs help from either Swiss or USA.

Congratulations Australia! Big win, I'm sure it means even more against their coach!

Homan throws it away. AUS wins.

WTF was AUS doing? Just draw to the 4 foot, you're good. It's like both teams don't want to win.

John Morris just threw away all his stones. Nerves? Sure. He's a double gold medalist, though.

We've got a game. But AUS with hammer and PP in the last end. Canada pulled off a miracle earlier today, let's see what happens.

Italy with FIVE! Who are these people???!!!

If Italy holds on to beat Sweden there's still a chance for Canada to make the playoffs if they beat Italy. GB beating Norway would help, too. Sorry for the pessimistic posts, this is just pathetic. Like, lose to Australia fine. But this is sad. But who knows.

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI!

CAN losing to AUS in one game, by a point or two, fine. Things happen. This is like NHL level Team Canada losing in men's hockey to China 15-0. This is so pathetic you have to wonder what's going on. Even with a win against undefeated Italy tomorrow, Canada likely doesn't make the playoffs now. That's only twice in our history we haven't made the playoffs, Homan has been part of both teams. But actually, I'd blame John more. I mean, neither of them should be allowed back in the country at this point (joking, of course).

I'm about 20 minutes cab ride away from this disgrace of a curling "match". Should I call one now to go get John and Rachel's passports? I joke, but this is pathetic. Even with a win against undefeated Italy tomorrow, they probably won't make the playoffs now.

Wow. Just........ Wow.

Those who cannot do, teach. (I say this as a teacher, but also John is the only double gold medalist in men's curling ever).

Like...... are they trying to suck? This is disgraceful.

Remember when AUS was supposed to go home and this was a forfeit?

Is this a joke. Go home.

5-0 now. National disgrace at this point.

And about to steal more... Embarrassing. John Morris is literally their coach.