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Homan throws it away. AUS wins.

WTF was AUS doing? Just draw to the 4 foot, you're good. It's like both teams don't want to win.

John Morris just threw away all his stones. Nerves? Sure. He's a double gold medalist, though.

We've got a game. But AUS with hammer and PP in the last end. Canada pulled off a miracle earlier today, let's see what happens.

Italy with FIVE! Who are these people???!!!

If Italy holds on to beat Sweden there's still a chance for Canada to make the playoffs if they beat Italy. GB beating Norway would help, too. Sorry for the pessimistic posts, this is just pathetic. Like, lose to Australia fine. But this is sad. But who knows.

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI!

CAN losing to AUS in one game, by a point or two, fine. Things happen. This is like NHL level Team Canada losing in men's hockey to China 15-0. This is so pathetic you have to wonder what's going on. Even with a win against undefeated Italy tomorrow, Canada likely doesn't make the playoffs now. That's only twice in our history we haven't made the playoffs, Homan has been part of both teams. But actually, I'd blame John more. I mean, neither of them should be allowed back in the country at this point (joking, of course).

I'm about 20 minutes cab ride away from this disgrace of a curling "match". Should I call one now to go get John and Rachel's passports? I joke, but this is pathetic. Even with a win against undefeated Italy tomorrow, they probably won't make the playoffs now.

Wow. Just........ Wow.

Those who cannot do, teach. (I say this as a teacher, but also John is the only double gold medalist in men's curling ever).

Like...... are they trying to suck? This is disgraceful.

Remember when AUS was supposed to go home and this was a forfeit?

Is this a joke. Go home.

5-0 now. National disgrace at this point.

And about to steal more... Embarrassing. John Morris is literally their coach.

Watching the Canadians (and only the Canadians) fall in moguls just reminds me of short track. We Are Wipeout Oh well, good effort. Not trying to insult any individual. But....seriously...only Canadians.

And that does it for the Canadians.

Watching the top-5 from qualifying go down, it really is a different class from the rest.

That fall will not take away her amazing career, and it will never take away the magic of Sochi 2014. Canadian legend. And who knows, maybe this will inspire Chloe even more tonight.

Justine At least she's okay. Chloe and Sofiane move on.

Justine I'm just glad she's okay.

Hopefully judging in moguls makes more sense tonight. Unless it helps Canadians, in which case that's fine!

All three Canadians into the finals!

Well, that was dramatic.