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  1. See, the advantage that Hungary & Poland have is that they have already read the last page in the book. They know that all these wonderful pleas for love, respect & universal tolerance mean is that people who merely think men can’t become women just by saying so will get fired from their jobs & even jailed. So naturally, after having already had 45 years of that, they don’t want it back again.
  2. Only one hockey stick per case is the rule. Or perhaps they have enough to make an arc de triomphe over the front door.
  3. This thread rises Dracula-like from the grave as world media attention turns towards the events of winter 2019 in Wuhan. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9717133/Congress-demands-investigation-2019-Wuhan-Military-Games-athletes-showed-COVID-symptoms.html
  4. Not often Spanish domestic triathlon gets much coverage, but this one’s worth it, touch of the Alaphillipes. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9716601/Cocky-triathlete-pipped-finish-line-showing-celebration-rival-dashes-past.html#comments
  5. Does a pair of shoes count as one item or two, though?
  6. Not even Mars is as quiet as my street now.
  7. We got to the final of a World U-17 once, I’ll have you know!
  8. What’s that strange noise in the street? Why, Scotland have scored! I never thought I’d hear that sound again before I died.
  9. No doubt because UEFA have sold the stadium-coloring-with-lights permissions to some Chinese betting company.
  10. And this is how we know it is a con: because like all forms of thought control, the argument can only be sustained by censorship.
  11. Fine. There is still a victim. A woman from Oceania or New Zealand will be unable to fulfil her Olympic dream because a third-rate county-level man has stolen her place.
  12. How is he a “victim”? He had his sporting career. He wasn’t very good. Along with seven billion other people. Now, at age 43, he wants to steal someone else’s career? He’s not the victim, Feagaiga Stowers is the victim. She has had her Oceania gold medal & Olympic place stolen from her by a selfish, greedy, second rate man. He deserves all the hatred he gets. Feagaiga Stowers, say her name.
  13. Ultimate commentators curse moment for Donovan Brazier in the US 800m trials. Had been getting mega-hype all week, flopped in the final. Meanwhile Clayton Murphy won with a 1:43.17 WL, almost unnoticed.’
  14. He was 8th & probably injured so no way really. Women’s 800m is next weekend.
  15. Mixed news on the doping cheat front. Brianna McNeal made it, Gatlin broke down.
  16. Not often you get athletes lapped in a flat 3000m, but managed it.
  17. Slovakian triple jumper only just makes the sandpit.
  18. His tail is….no suitable for children.
  19. Seems a strange time to be holding the opening ceremony, about halfway through day 1. Plus I’m not very happy with the mascot.
  20. See, if they’d held it in Nova Zagora everything would be fine, but in Stara they’re still relying on monks writing things down by hand. Meanwhile, for the First League nothing works at all.
  21. Now all the world knows the name of his home town - Boring, Oregon.
  22. US Olympic Trials are on this YouTube channel. My advice is to watch them quickly, because when NBC’s Californian Lawyers get out of bed this morning, it’s going to be nuked. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAf4Hzu643kUeJW_QtNnb7A
  23. Incredible throw, almost 0.12 furlongs!
  24. Sadly, I think this is a case of reversion to old personal demons.
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