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That moment when you put your USB phone recharger in your dick and after 20 centimeters it won't go out anymore.

Open entry instead of only being able to compete as part of a national team. Sounds good.

Serena in trouble Well she'll probably win with two easy sets now anyway, but still

And after 56 meters we have a lead group of 4: two French riders and two Belgian ones , that's gonna give some fun banter between them in the next 180km

According to @hckosice's post before the TTT yesterday, it's actually Teams Time Trial

I'm none of them but still anxious, I can only imagine your feeling I really hope I can convince my dad (with who I'll be watching as usually) to watch the match on Belgian TV. He doesn't like it that much because their accent is sometimes a bit hard to understand (not for me since I watch cycling half the year on Belgian TV), but it's much nicer to watch on the channel where it actually really matters who wins (although Dutch TV is drooling their brains out on Belgium as well, ever since Morocco is out)

I hope not, I still find it amazing how a country like Bhutan has most of their semi-decent athletes in a sport that is actually quite challenging (whereas simply running is something every healthy human can do)

Mipham Yoezer Gurung with 12.05 and a new U20 record for Bhutan

Hey, if it's not 'Totallympics Results Thread', it's not useful

Maikel Vidal is most likely out after long jump qualifying

So, today's finish is in Sarzeau. The mayor of Sarzeau? David Lappartient. Yeah, that David Lappartient, UCI president. Oh, wait, the finish is not in Sarzeau, it's on a freaking overpass over the highway. So you get a Tour de France finish in your godforgotten town and place it not in/near the center, but on an overpass. Right.

Shit. Barshim's WR attempt last week has cost him...he'll be out 3-4 months with a bad ankle injury

Seriously? Just reported this post to get someone to look at it, because that is just disgusting.... Edit: I'm hoping that was a post that disappeared because of the forum being out (again) a few days ago, and not by some power-hungry moderator..

Porn moustache's little brother is impressive again so far.

Meanwhile, day one has started. Live stream

That's a rather piss poor bit of planning..

Either a bracket like in tennis or the format of the knock-out stage of stuff like football, water polo etc (not with set difference but with the full score, since the options for the score are limited to the max number of won sets anyway).

Sending some love to Bulgaria man

I only voted for the events I would like to see added (which makes sense, I guess) and not for 'all events', because the top-3/4 of the poll gets added so voting for everything is exactly the same as voting for nothing

Or a quote

Robin 'Hood' 'Croat Killer' Haase

One 'Bingtian Yohan' in the 100m

This tiebreak between Nishikori and Gulbis

Top-5 within 11 seconds in a TTT

All part of Lefevere's plan