Men's Football FIFA World Cup 2018

[heywoodu 15,139]

At last night's talk show, we were shown that the Netherlands can still go to the World Cup and being eliminated means nothing 

They had several good options.

 

Option 1 - Pretend to be Belgians
1. When Belgium goes to Russia, their bus will drive via Prague, as shown in the spoiler below

2. Near Prague, there's a tunnel, where one is always in a traffic jam, and that's our chance;

3. We hijack the bus, put on some Belgian clothes and ride on to the World Cup

4. Work on the accent and nobody will figure it out

 

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Option 2 - Remove Iceland
1. After some checking, it turns out Iceland is actually an island and has no physical connection to any large land mass

2. This makes way to the option of attaching Iceland to some big boats and pulling it away

3. Pull Iceland all the way to Florida so it's part of the US and, since the US didn't qualify, a spot in the World Cup has now opened up!

 

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Option 3 - Kiss Russia's ass
1. Next year, the Netherlands will be in the UN Security Council, which opens up this entire option

2. We'll promise to vote for whatever the Russians vote for if they let us go to the World Cup

 

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Option 4 - We grab that World Cup
1. We're going to the World Cup Final and we're going to take the Cup

2. They always place the World Cup close to the field, which is our chance, since we've all bought tickets for the final

3. Rafael van der Vaart will act as a distraction for the fans

4. Arjen Robben is really fast. He'll dress up as a fan and outrun everyone to grab the Cup

5. Once we've got the Cup, a gold-painted Wesley Sneijder will be put down there as a disguise for the Cup, so nobody will notice the back switcheroo

 

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And that is how the Netherlands might be elimited, but is not even close to being out of the World Cup

 

 

[Henry_Leon 1,397]

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[LDOG 2,418]

What a nasty draw. I don't like any of the match-ups, for different reasons.

[uk12points 434]

1 hour ago, Henry_Leon said:

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The Northern Irish and Irish teams wanted Switzerland or Denmark, so they’ll both be happy!!

[thepharoah 2,405]

Another tough draw for Sweden , after 2014 draw against Portugal , Italy is in great danger IMO with their average performance in qualifications , Ireland vs. Danemark is a very balanced match , both teams have same chances to qualify , Switzerland is for sure better than NI and they deserve to qualify after winning 9 matches in qualifiers , but it's always hard when u play with teams like NI who play with passion and heart , finally Croatia shouldn't have problems against Greece 

[Milan 26]

We get the one team I wanted to avoid. I know already we will struggle big time creating chances against them. And on top of that we start with a home game

Switzerland as usual lucky with the draw, I can't see Northern Ireland beat them. Sweden can be tricky for Italy I think.

[intoronto 5,639]

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[LDOG 2,418]

I dislike both N.I. and switzerland as teams and they got drawn together  the other games will be close. I hope for Italy and ireland to win but I feel both scandinavians will win.

[heywoodu 15,139]

4 hours ago, Henry_Leon said:

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Go Switzerland, because Switzerland

Go Croatia, because Greece

Go Ireland, because Ireland really deserves some 'revenge' after France stole their place in the 2010 World Cup

Go Sweden or Italy

 

 

 

 

[heywoodu 15,139]

1 hour ago, LDOG said:

I dislike both N.I. and switzerland as teams and they got drawn together  

On the bright side, that means they won't both be in the World Cup