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Well if you go to the track and ask then you will find out

Eurosport advert break: "Dive into the World Athletics Championships with Speedo®", *shows man in swimming hat and goggles jumping into Olympic-size pool* "a new look on fitness"

Jamaica has nothing to lose and is doping. All fake. Glad Bolt lost. Great Britain is a racist country. Shouldn't have won. Gatlin is a cheater, makes it more obvious Germany isn't winning so I'm not watching. EDIT: This shite parody is my 1,000th post. Get in

I am the real fan, as I don't watch any of it because it's all doped and fake. Instead I sit there looking at paint drying while masturbating.

BEEEEEF HEYWOODU VS OLYMPICIRL TWO TITANS OF TOTALLYMPICS AT WAR ON THE NEW SKY SPORTS IT'S NETHERLANDS VS IRELAND IN A REMATCH OF THE BATTLE OF THE BOYNE . . . This race is what people got up at 07:30 for? Well Gianlu is lucky he's asleep

But I didn't get to post "racist" and "nationalist drivel" on Totallympics at the time But I did go to the morning session and see Bolt live and laugh at Chelsea fans on the train home, Hero the Hedgehog needs to be put on a watchlist btw

"Emoticons" not emojis Two more infractions and you're out

No, me. My sleep patterns is fucked up atm so I had to watch it at 3AM without going on Twitter and nearly woke them up celebrating Britain's win xD

"A significantly naughty thing to do"

At least he didn't sleep through Farah and Bolt's last race...

Just for the lulz I hope there are 6 more DQs and no medals awarded

"Come on, Tim"

And I get to watch it on an actual TV screen

I actually went to the morning session, couldn't watch the evening session so I watched the evening session without spoilers, shame for Sir Mo Farah who is our greatest athlete ever and obviously Usain Bolt, but YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I nearly woke up my parents at 3:30am And Britain First, EDL, UKIP, Shariah Watch, PEGIDA UK, BNP, National Front, all of you lot, fuck you. All these men are more British than you will ever be

No. Much worse than that

Lol wearing AZE flag

GULIYEV

Born in Fukuoka, Ghanian dad and Japanese mum.

Yeah, it must be even worse. Stupid system

Sani Brown through with a slower time than Talbot :@

It's coming true! http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/40875324

Probably sometime in 2019? A preliminary calendar from the candidature file is on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_Summer_Olympics#Calendar

No harm in trying

Decided to stop when he got gold instead of going further,

Shame Kendricks got an R