Here is my take on it. As I have said several times in the past i'm philosophically against team events of individual sports (for me they don't add anything other than increasing the medal numbers of big nations). I will only make exceptions for Equestrian and Fencing because of "tradition".
As for new sports, I will only add Squash because they are big enough and have been trying for a long time already. Maybe Speed skating could enter too, but I wouldn't know what events to select to make the program (they are too many) so I will leave it out for now. I would like to see a return of Polo too someday, but I know it may not be very competitive if it's a free handicap competition (and handicap-limited competitions like the world championship don't make much sense to me, I want to see the best playing).
Aquatics - Diving [10]
3m springboard (m/w)
10m Platform (m/w)
Synchronised 3m Springboard (m/w)
Synchronised 10m Platform (m/w)
High diving (m/w)
Aquatics - Swimming [34]
50m Freestyle (m/w)
100m Freestyle (m/w)
200m Freestyle (m/w)
400m Freestyle (m/w)
800m Freestyle (m/w) (could be this one or 1500, but I chose to cut this one because it's "kinda-long-distance-but-not-really")
1500m Freestyle (m/w)
4x100m Freestyle Relay (m/w)
4x200m Freestyle Relay (m/w)
100m Breaststroke (m/w)
200m Breaststroke (m/w)
100m Butterfly (m/w)
200m Butterfly (m/w)
100m Backstroke (m/w)
200m Backstroke (m/w)
200m Individual Medley (m/w)
400m Individual Medley (m/w)
4x100m Medley Relay (m/w/mixed) Fuck off, the big swimming powers have enough medals already.
10km Open Water (m/w)
Aquatics - Synchronised Swimming [2]
Women's Duet (w)
Women's Team (w)
Mixed Duet (let male synchro swimmers take part)
Aquatics - Water Polo [2]
Tournament (m/w) Both with 12 teams please and a reasonable number of players per team
Archery [6]
Individual Recurve (m/w)
Individual Compound (m/w) they deserve a place
Team Recurve (m/w/mixed) Korea doesn't need more medals + doesn't add anything new or interesting
Athletics [44]
100m (m/w)
200m (m/w)
400m (m/w)
800m (m/w)
1500m (m/w)
5000m (m/w) Same reason as the 800 freestyle in swimming
10,000m (m/w)
110m/100m Hurdles (m/w)
400m Hurdles (m/w)
3000m Steeplechase (m/w)
4x100m Relay (m/w)
4x400m Relay (m/w/mixed) Fuck off x2
Marathon (m/w)
20km Race Walk (m/w)
50km Race Walk (m) a joke is less funny the longer it takes to tell it
Long Jump (m/w)
Triple Jump (m/w)
High Jump (m/w)
Pole Vault (m/w)
Shot Put (m/w)
Discus Throw (m/w)
Javelin Throw (m/w)
Hammer Throw (m/w)
Heptathlon (w)
Decathlon (m)
Badminton [5]
Singles (m/w)
Doubles (m/w/mixed)
Baseball [1]
Tournament (m)
Basketball [4]
3x3 Tournament (m/w)
Tournament (m/w)
Boxing [13]
8 Men's weights
5 Women's weights
Canoeing - Slalom [5]
K-1 (m/w)
C-1 (m/w)
C-2 (m) Didn't do anything to deserve being kicked out, If we are going to build a venue just for slalom then we may as well use it more
Canoeing - Sprint [12]
K-1 200m (m/w)
K-1 500m (w)
K-1 1000m (m)
K-2 500m (w)
K-2 1000m (m)
K-4 500m (m/w)
C-1 200m (w)
C-1 1000m (m)
C-2 500m (w)
C-2 1000m (m)
Cycling - BMX [4]
BMX Race (m/w)
Park (m/w)
Cycling - Mountain Bike [2]
Men's/Women's Race (m/w)
Cycling - Road [4]
Road Race (m/w)
Time Trial (m/w)
Cycling - Track [12]
Individual Sprint (m/w)
Team Sprint (m/w)
Team Pursuit (m/w)
Keirin (m/w)
Omnium (m/w)
Madison (m/w)
Points Race (w) better than the madison for women
Equestrian [6]
Individual Dressage (mixed)
Team Dressage (mixed)
Individual Jumping (mixed)
Team Jumping (mixed)
Individual Eventing (mixed)
Team Eventing (mixed)
Fencing [12]
Individual Foil (m/w)
Team Foil (m/w)
Individual Épée (m/w)
Team Épée (m/w)
Individual Sabre (m/w)
Team Sabre (m/w)
Field Hockey [2]
Tournament (m/w)
Football [2]
U-23 Tournament (m) With FIFA commanding clubs to release all players mandatory, no more C teams bullshit. If not possible then replace with Men's Futsal.
Women's Tournament
Golf [2]
Individual Stroke Play (m/w)
Gymnastics - Artistic [14]
Individual All-Around (m/w)
Team All-Around (m/w)
Floor (m/w)
Vault (m/w)
Pommel Horse (m)
Rings (m)
Parallel Bars (m)
Horizontal Bar (m)
Balance Beam (w)
Uneven Bars (w)
Gymnastics - Rhythmic [1]
Individual All-Around (w) I don't rate this sport, the group competition seems much more interesting to me.
Group All-Around (w)
Gymnastics - Trampoline [2]
Individual (m/w)
Handball [4]
Indoor Tournament (m/w)
Beach Handball (m/w) if we include beach volley and basket 3x3, then I don't see any reason to deny them entry
Judo [14]
7 Men's weights
7 women's weights
Team Event (mixed) Fuck off x3
Karate [8]
4 Men's Kumite weights
4 Women's Kumite weights
Individual Kata (m/w)
Modern Pentathlon [2]
Individual (m/w)
Rowing [12]
Single Sculls (m/w)
Double Sculls (m/w)
Lightweight Double Sculls (m/w) "Basketball for short people"
Quadruple Sculls (m/w)
Pairs (m/w)
Fours (m/w)
Eights (m/w)
Rugby Sevens [2]
Tournament (m/w)
Sailing [11)
RS:X (m/w)
Laser (m)
Laser Radial (w)
Finn (m)
470 (m/w)
49er (m)
49er FX (w)
Nacra 17 (mixed)
Elliot 6m (w) I miss a keelboat and match race competition + we reach definitive gender equality in Sailing. Doesn't have to necessarily be this class tho.
Shooting [15]
10m Air Rifle (m/w)
Mixed Team 10m Air Rifle (mixed)
50m Rifle Three Positions (m/w)
10m Air Pistol (m/w)
Mixed Team 10m Air Pistol (mixed)
25m Pistol (w)
25m Rapid Fire Pistol (m)
Trap (m/w)
Mixed Team Trap (mixed)
Skeet (m/w)
10m Running Target (m/w) deserves a place
Skateboarding [4] Poorly organized, doesn't really wanna be part of the olympics anyway
Park (m/w)
Street (m/w)
Softball [1]
Tournament (w)
Sport Climbing [8]
Combined (m/w)
Boulder (m/w)
Lead (m/w)
Speed (m/w)
Surfing [2]
Shortboard (m/w)
Table Tennis [4]
Singles (m/w)
Doubles (m/w)
Team (m/w) China doesn't need any more medals
Taekwondo [8]
4 Men's weights
4 Women's weights
Tennis [5]
Singles (m/w)
Doubles (m/w/mixed)
Triathlon [2]
Individual Race (m/w)
Mixed Team Relay (mixed) Fuck off x4
Volleyball - Beach [2]
Tournament (m/w)
Volleyball - Indoor [2]
Tournament (m/w)
Weightlifting [14] Doping + unhealthy overall
7 Men's weights
7 Women's weights
Wrestling [20]
7 Men's Freestyle weights
7 Men's Greco-Roman weights
6 Women's Freestyle weights
Additional Sports:
Squash [5]
Singles (m/w)
Doubles (m/w)
Mixed Doubles
Total medal events: 328