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[hckošice 14,899]

That moment when Slovakia top the world medias headlines again

 

almost 2k comments in one single day, not sure that happened about the country ever

 

 

 

Our humorists already used the opportunity to fullfil the web with various funny memes like this one

 

"boys, my mask is placed a bit higher!" 

 

[dcro 10,210]

Sadly, it happened... First earthquake victim in Croatia since 1880.

[De_Gambassi 1,225]

Albert Uderzo has died. He was 92 years old. 

 

He was the illustrator of Astérix & Obélix, the last giant of the franco-belgian comic book industry.

 

[hckošice 14,899]

Darwin award of the year ?

 

Svetlana Khorkina Artistic Gymnastics 2 times Olympic Champion "The Coronavirus is a divine punishment against the West for the persecution of Russia"

 

https://x-sport.news/the-former-russian-gymnast-khorkina-the-virus-is-divine-punishment-for-the-persecutions-against-russia/

[heywoodu 15,174]

1 hour ago, hckosice said:

Darwin award of the year ?

 

Svetlana Khorkina Artistic Gymnastics 2 times Olympic Champion "The Coronavirus is a divine punishment against the West for the persecution of Russia"

 

https://x-sport.news/the-former-russian-gymnast-khorkina-the-virus-is-divine-punishment-for-the-persecutions-against-russia/

 

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On 21 July 2005, Khorkina gave birth to a son

 

Too bad, not eligible for the Darwin Award anymore  (and she's still alive, so she's automatically not eligible)

 

But if there are awards for dumb things to say, she's right up there with a strict Christian guy here yesterday. The preacher or whatever it's called sent a letter to the children of his church, saying how it's probably a strange time for them. Then went on to go and say "it's because of our sins. Because you and I like our nice things a bit too much and because we all do bad and angry things. Like a king sends his servants before a visit, God sent the coronavirus before Jesus comes." People preaching that shit to the minds of children should be locked up in an asylum.

[Olympian1010 7,989]

2 minutes ago, heywoodu said:

 

 

Too bad, not eligible for the Darwin Award anymore  (and she's still alive, so she's automatically not eligible)

 

But if there are awards for dumb things to say, she's right up there with a strict Christian guy here yesterday. The preacher or whatever it's called sent a letter to the children of his church, saying how it's probably a strange time for them. Then went on to go and say "it's because of our sins. Because you and I like our nice things a bit too much and because we all do bad and angry things. Like a king sends his servants before a visit, God sent the coronavirus before Jesus comes." People preaching that shit to the minds of children should be locked up in an asylum.

That reminds me of a good laugh I had yesterday. While listening to my astronomy professor’s video lecture, he made a somewhat sad/funny point. He made sure to remind everyone that comets have no proven spiritual power, so it would be wise to refrain from committing mass suicide when one passes. 
 

Religion makes easy comedy 

[hckošice 14,899]

5 minutes ago, heywoodu said:

Because you and I like our nice things a bit too much

 

that´s true

[heywoodu 15,174]

1 minute ago, hckosice said:

 

that´s true

But not so much God sends a virus through the Chinese  

[Monzanator 4,525]

9 minutes ago, Olympian1010 said:

That reminds me of a good laugh I had yesterday. While listening to my astronomy professor’s video lecture, he made a somewhat sad/funny point. He made sure to remind everyone that comets have no proven spiritual power, so it would be wise to refrain from committing mass suicide when one passes. 
 

Religion makes easy comedy 

 

Yeah, especially jihad and other Muslim fundamentalism. I see 9/11 is long forgotten in the USA already

[AlFHg 330]

29 minutes ago, heywoodu said:

 

 

Too bad, not eligible for the Darwin Award anymore  (and she's still alive, so she's automatically not eligible)

 

But if there are awards for dumb things to say, she's right up there with a strict Christian guy here yesterday. The preacher or whatever it's called sent a letter to the children of his church, saying how it's probably a strange time for them. Then went on to go and say "it's because of our sins. Because you and I like our nice things a bit too much and because we all do bad and angry things. Like a king sends his servants before a visit, God sent the coronavirus before Jesus comes." People preaching that shit to the minds of children should be locked up in an asylum.

Upper Paper: "The shop will open as soon as possible when emergency will be over. Stay strong, God loves us!"

Lower Paper: "Imagine if he couldn't stand us" *

 

*edulcorate transduction