Quasit 849 Posted April 8, 2017 #341 Share Posted April 8, 2017 (edited) As soon as your athletes win medals, nobody will complain about the additions anymore. I actually welcome the addition of mixed events. I have nothing against them as long as they have depth. Edited April 8, 2017 by Quasit Stopped watching sports, there are better things in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcro 10,189 Posted April 8, 2017 #342 Share Posted April 8, 2017 16 minutes ago, Mkbw50 said: Modern Penathlon: League of Legends, Counter Strike: Global Offensive, FIFA 17, Rocket League, Pokémon Sun/Moon #banbestmen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Federer91 2,195 Posted April 8, 2017 #343 Share Posted April 8, 2017 How about No, No and No! That seems fine by me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mkbw50 381 Posted April 8, 2017 #344 Share Posted April 8, 2017 Who doesn't want freestyle BMX? Except everyone As now we come across the world To share these Games of old Let all the flags of every land In brotherhood unfold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
konig 1,298 Posted April 8, 2017 #345 Share Posted April 8, 2017 58 minutes ago, Mkbw50 said: New events Archery: But using bazookas Athletics: Race walk on a protest staring Kendall Jenner Badminton: Shuttlecock renamed 'shuttlevagina' for feminism Baseball: Powerups like Mario Super Sluggers Basketball: Every team is just made up of five USA players Beach volleyball: All the players are naked Boxing: Replaced with UFC Canoeing - Slalom: There are no longer any boats Canoeing - Sprint: There is no longer any water Cycling - BMX: Some mad freestyle eve- wait, this is real? Oh. Cycling - Mountain Bike: Athletes no longer have a bike, and only have rations for 2 months, to start a fire, and no emergency contact Cycling - Road: There are still cars on the road, so the athletes have to be mindful of traffic Cycling - Track: The biggest race in Olympic history: 1,000 athletes (all at the same time) - what could go wrong? Diving: It's now from the biggest sky scraper in the host nation Equestrian: No more outdated horses. For animal rights, the teams have two hours to make a Papier-mâché horse and use that Fencing: It's now going to be a medieval swordfight Field hockey: You get points for hitting your apponent with the stick Football: Now a full-age competition that everybody in football respects LOL HAHA JUST KIDDING it's one of those stupid 'freestyle football' competitions Golf: It's on a volcano à la Mario Golf Gymnastics - Artistic: It's now a twerking competition Gymnastics - Rhythmic: They throw the ball and play cricket using the clubs - throwing through the hoops as an impromptu wicket and the ribbon as the crease Gymastics - Trampoline: If an athlete does badly, the trampoline is removed before they land Handball: You can now use your feet Judo: It's now an "artistic judo" contest, where you have to be the most stylish no matter who wins Karate: It's the most stereotypical karate match ever, with all participants armed with ninja throwing starts to appeal to youth Modern Penathlon: League of Legends, Counter Strike: Global Offensive, FIFA 17, Rocket League, Pokémon Sun/Moon Rowing: All teams have no paddles Rugby Sevens: There is now 1 player on each team Sailing: It lasts 3 months on a voyage to Australia. It doesn't matter where the host nation is, it will always mysteriously last 3 months and be to Australia anyway Shooting: It's now for Black Lives Matter, participants have to dress up as policeman and shoot unarmed black people. Unfortunately, real people are used for some reason. Skateboarding: (It's in the Olympics in the first place lol) "Woah dude. That kickflip was gnarly" - The commentators will say that even if it's unrelated to a kickflip Softball: It's now a men only sport and baseball is a women's only sport Sport Climbing: The sea level slowly rises, meaning if you take too long you'll drown Surfing: Remember Club Penguin? Yeah. That. Swimming: Now with added sharks! Table Tennis: No table, now you just get points by hitting your opponent with the ball Taekwondo: Athletes will now be those stupid weeaboos that think everything Japanese is cool and will bring body pillows, then run away before the fight Tennis: The women where dresses but no underwear in a shameless attempt to get viewers, the IOC explain why this is actually pro-feminism Triathlon: Jousting, Hotdog eating, and The Suicide Race - The athletes did not know they meant actual suicide Volleyball: The net is now 20 metres high, all the time the athletes are on really wobbly ladders. Fifteen die, thirty-six wounded Water Polo: Now you HAVE to make your feet touch the ground, at all times Weightlifting: All done by douchebag gymlads that look stupid when they completely overestimate their lifting ability Wrestling: Anything is legal, like chair throwing, punching, and concealing a weapon and shooting the opponent The funniest thing i have ever seen here, thanks a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mkbw50 381 Posted April 8, 2017 #346 Share Posted April 8, 2017 Someone needs to make a cartoon of my comment lol As now we come across the world To share these Games of old Let all the flags of every land In brotherhood unfold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jur 566 Posted April 9, 2017 #347 Share Posted April 9, 2017 We were missing the cherry on top of the cake. http://www.insidethegames.biz/articles/1049085/mixed-gender-race-walking-event-proposed-by-iaaf-for-world-championships-and-tokyo-2020 Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, 4x5000 mixed track race walking relay makes an appearance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OlympicIRL 4,826 Posted April 9, 2017 #348 Share Posted April 9, 2017 One word.... ridiculous. Gianlu33 and intoronto 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intoronto 4,361 Posted April 9, 2017 #349 Share Posted April 9, 2017 You can only blame the IOC. Off course all federations want new events, and with the IOC wanting gender equal events, you will get these ridiculous events being proposed. What's next mixed team events? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OlympicIRL 4,826 Posted April 9, 2017 #350 Share Posted April 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, intoronto said: You can only blame the IOC. Off course all federations want new events, and with the IOC wanting gender equal events, you will get these ridiculous events being proposed. What's next mixed team events? Korfball would already be in a good position for inclusion as a mixed gender team event Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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