Mkbw50

More4 is getting on my nerves now. Show live sport please.
 
(Yes, I know it as available on YouTube)

This Paralympics has been quality so far

This has been a pretty exciting start to the day, wasn't at all expecting the blowout over

@TeamGBThe table tennis semi finals are also medal events, because (as just happened) you get a bronze for losing

I guess they are thinking most people will not be like us, nerds to one sport in particular or turbo nerds with spreadsheets and results systems
 
In that way, I preferred them as a 'general audience' viewing but even my friend who is more normal than me (!) but is an athletics fan was getting very annoyed

Hello, welcome to Team GB Debrief, a chance for us to yammer, unfortunately, in the past tense, about Team GB at the Paris Olympics.
 
SCHEDULE
 
1000 WORK FORGET THE RULES OF TAEKWONDO - Preliminary Round
1300 LUNCH BREAK GLOOMILY SCROLL THROUGH THE PARALYMPICS SCHEDULE - Preliminary
1700 HOME ACTUALLY HAVE TIME TO MAKE A MEAL - Gold Race
2000 SPEAK TO LOVED ONES FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TWO WEEKS - Final
 
Leaderboard
 
Congratulations to Olympic Champion, Fencing, 1976 @cjsavoryOLY for 115 points and victory. The silver goes to @Olympicsnellon 109 and the bronze to me on 102. @G-annbeats @adolphinto fourth, 93 to 91
 
Medal count
14/22/29
 
Bollocks. It's over.

Hello, welcome to Team GB Debrief, a chance for us to yammer, unfortunately, in the past tense, about Team GB at the Paris Olympics.
 
SCHEDULE
 
1000 WORK FORGET THE RULES OF TAEKWONDO - Preliminary Round
1300 LUNCH BREAK GLOOMILY SCROLL THROUGH THE PARALYMPICS SCHEDULE - Preliminary
1700 HOME ACTUALLY HAVE TIME TO MAKE A MEAL - Gold Race
2000 SPEAK TO LOVED ONES FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TWO WEEKS - Final
 
Leaderboard
 
Congratulations to Olympic Champion, Fencing, 1976 @cjsavoryOLY for 115 points and victory. The silver goes to @Olympicsnellon 109 and the bronze to me on 102. @G-annbeats @adolphinto fourth, 93 to 91
 
Medal count
14/22/29
 
Bollocks. It's over.

Unfortunately you have missed out on a medal and the funding is in danger. I'm just saying what I've been told

Unfortunately you have missed out on a medal and the funding is in danger. I'm just saying what I've been told

Yes you came 4th by two points

Hello, welcome to Team GB Debrief, a chance for us to yammer, unfortunately, in the past tense, about Team GB at the Paris Olympics.
 
SCHEDULE
 
1000 WORK FORGET THE RULES OF TAEKWONDO - Preliminary Round
1300 LUNCH BREAK GLOOMILY SCROLL THROUGH THE PARALYMPICS SCHEDULE - Preliminary
1700 HOME ACTUALLY HAVE TIME TO MAKE A MEAL - Gold Race
2000 SPEAK TO LOVED ONES FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TWO WEEKS - Final
 
Leaderboard
 
Congratulations to Olympic Champion, Fencing, 1976 @cjsavoryOLY for 115 points and victory. The silver goes to @Olympicsnellon 109 and the bronze to me on 102. @G-annbeats @adolphinto fourth, 93 to 91
 
Medal count
14/22/29
 
Bollocks. It's over.

The BBC commentators joked about Fencing, 1976 hahaha

The BBC commentators joked about Fencing, 1976 hahaha

Well, when the torch is put out, these summaries, dodgy Photoshops and leaderboard tracking will be done. Thanks to you lot I enjoyed it!
 
Thank you for making this the most active national club for Paris 2024 on Totallympics. The daily threads ranged from about 100-200 posts a day. This blows our biggest rival clubs out of the water
 
Many of you took part in the Question of the Day and some of you even got some questions right. It seemed that for every sport most people didn't know, someone was on hand to explain. It looks like cjsavory will be the winner unless Olympicsnell puts up a Pidcockian effort at the end
 
We've had brilliant moments, near misses, promises (or threats) to cyber streak if the Dutch hockey team didn't win, and more serious moments too like the Dujardin discussion
 
I hope you stay around for the Paralympics, Milan and LA cycles, major world championships, qualifying, and the phantom Commonwealth Games
 
 

Well, when the torch is put out, these summaries, dodgy Photoshops and leaderboard tracking will be done. Thanks to you lot I enjoyed it!
 
Thank you for making this the most active national club for Paris 2024 on Totallympics. The daily threads ranged from about 100-200 posts a day. This blows our biggest rival clubs out of the water
 
Many of you took part in the Question of the Day and some of you even got some questions right. It seemed that for every sport most people didn't know, someone was on hand to explain. It looks like cjsavory will be the winner unless Olympicsnell puts up a Pidcockian effort at the end
 
We've had brilliant moments, near misses, promises (or threats) to cyber streak if the Dutch hockey team didn't win, and more serious moments too like the Dujardin discussion
 
I hope you stay around for the Paralympics, Milan and LA cycles, major world championships, qualifying, and the phantom Commonwealth Games
 
 

I wonder how this will affect their funding

Please source this claim and any similar future claims or you will be removed

Please source this claim and any similar future claims or you will be removed

Please source this claim and any similar future claims or you will be removed

British Athletics, Team GB, the BBC, and the NHS depend on it

She said 8 golds and 12 medals total

There's someone from in there as weell

Switching over now

Yes

Welcome to Team GB Daily, the Daily thread for Team GB in Paris on Totallympics! Catch the whole Team GB schedule in UK time, and discuss the day's events.
 
SCHEDULE
 
0700 TRIATHLON MEN'S INDIVIDUAL: Samuel Dickinson, Alex Yee Postponed due to water quality
0800 SHOOTING MEN'S TRAP Qualification Day 2: Matthew John Coward-Holley, Nathan Hales: Hales 2nd with 123+6, Coward-Holley 25th with 117. Hales into today's final, Coward-Holley out.
0800 SHOOTING WOMEN'S TRAP Qualification Day 1: Lucy Charlotte Hall 15th with 70 hits, Day 2 tomorrow.
Not Before 0900 JUDO WOMEN'S -63KG Round of 32: Katharina Haecker vs Lucy Renshall (6th on Mat 2) 11-1 victory and into the Round of 16 later
Followed by JUDO WOMEN'S -63KG: Round of 16 (17th on Mat 2) Lost to Lubjana Piovesana 1-0 and out
1000 ROWING WOMEN'S DOUBLE SCULLS: Semifinal A/B 2 6:51.82, second, and into Thursday's final A
1000 EQUESTRIAN TEAM DRESSAGE: Grand Prix Day 1 Carl Hester was third in Group A with 77.345 and will have to wait until tomorrow to see his fate. Becky Moody was first in Group C with 74.938 and is into Sunday's Grand Prix Freestyle
1000 EQUESTRIAN INDIVIDUAL DRESSAGE Grand Prix Day 1: Carl Hester, Becky Moody, Charlotte Fry GB are currently in 3rd with 77.345. Day 2 tomorrow.
1017 SWIMMING MEN'S 100M FREESTYLE Heats: Jacob Henry Whittle, Matthew Richards Richards 48.40 and 5th in Heat 10, Whittle 48.47 and 5th in Heat 9. Richards 13th overall and through to today's semifinal, Whittle 18th and reserve
1100 TENNIS MEN'S SINGLES Second Round: Jack Draper vs Taylor Fritz Lost 6-7 6-3 6-2 and out
Followed by TENNIS MEN'S DOUBLES Second Round: Daniel Evans/Andy Murray vs Sander Gille/Joran Vliegen (4th on Court Suzanne-Lenglen) 6-3 6-7 11-9 win. Into quarter-finals, order of play TBC
Not Before 1100 TENNIS WOMEN'S DOUBLES First Round: Katie Boulter/Heather Watson vs Angelique Kerber/Laura Siegemund (3rd on Court 7) 6-2 6-3 win. Into next round, order of play TBC
Followed by TENNIS MIXED DOUBLES First Round: Heather Watson/Joe Salisbury vs Gabriela Dabrowski/Felix Auger-Aliassime (5th on Court 7) 7-5 4-6 10-3 loss, and out
1105 SAILING WOMEN'S SKIFF Race 7: Freya Black/Saskia Tidey 29:34 and 9th. Nine points, next race later
Followed by SAILING WOMEN'S SKIFF Race 8: Freya Black/Saskia Tidey 14th in 27:37. Fourteen points, next race later
Followed by SAILING WOMEN'S SKIFF Race 9: Freya Black/Saskia Tidey 3rd in 29:15 and three points. Next race tomorrow.
1113 SAILING MEN'S WINDSURFING Race 2: Sam Sills 6th in 3:50. Six points, next race later
Followed by SAILING MEN'S WINDSURFING Race 3: Sam Sills 10th in 3:59. Ten points, next race later
Followed by SAILING MEN'S WINDSURFING Race 4: Sam Sills 7th in 3:22. Seven points, next race later
Followed by SAILING MEN'S WINDSURFING Race 5: Sam Sills 16th in 14:14. Sixteen points, next race later
Followed by SAILING MEN'S WINDSURFING Race 6: Sam Sills 7th in 16:56. Seven points, next race tomorrow
1133 SAILING WOMEN'S WINDSURFING Race 3: Emma Wilson Wins in 4:19. One point, next race later
Followed by SAILING WOMEN'S WINDSURFING Race 4: Emma Wilson 3rd in 3:48. Three points, next race later
Followed by SAILING WOMEN'S WINDSURFING Race 5: Emma Wilson 17th in 17:54. Seventeen points, next race later
Followed by SAILING WOMEN'S WINDSURFING Race 6: Emma Wilson 1st in 16:41. One point, next race later
Followed by SAILING WOMEN'S WINDSURFING Race 7: Emma Wilson 1st in 17:30. One point, next race tomorrow
1145 HOCKEY MEN'S POOL A: vs 2-2 draw, next match Thursday
1147 SWIMMING WOMEN'S 100M FREESTYLE Heats: Anna Hopkin 4th in Heat 3, 53.67. 10th overall and into today's semifinal
1220 SWIMMING MEN'S 4x200M FREESTYLE: Heats Won Heat 2 in 7:05.11. Fastest overall and through to today's final
1225 CYCLING BMX FREESTYLE WOMEN'S PARK Qualification: Charlotte Elizabeth Worthington 11th with 79.01 and out
1330 RUGBY SEVENS WOMEN'S Placing 5-8: vs 19-15 loss, will play in 7-8 game later today
1335 SAILING MEN'S SKIFF Race 7: James Peters/Fynn Sterritt 5th in 26:59, five points, next race later
Followed by SAILING MEN'S SKIFF Race 8: James Peters/Fynn Sterritt 11th in 34:31, eleven points. Next race later
Followed by SAILING MEN'S SKIFF Race 9: James Peters/Fynn Sterritt Victory in 31:25, one point. Next race tomorrow
1400 CANOE SLALOM WOMEN'S CANOE SINGLE Heats 1st Run: Mallory Franklin 5th in 104.72. 2nd Run later today
1411 CYCLING BMX FREESTYLE MEN'S PARK Qualification: Kieran Darren David Reilly 1st with 91.21 and into tomorrow's final
1430 SHOOTING MEN'S TRAP Final: Nathan Hales GOLD! 48 OR!
1500 CANOE SLALOM MEN'S KAYAK SINGLE Heats 1st Run: Joseph Clarke 23rd in 136.89. 2nd Run later today
1610 CANOE SLALOM WOMEN'S CANOE SINGLE Heats 2nd Run: Mallory Franklin 6th in 104.72 and through to tomorrow's semifinal
1700 RUGBY SEVENS WOMEN'S: Placing 7-8 28-12 victory over . We finish 7th
1710 CANOE SLALOM MEN'S KAYAK SINGLE Heats 2nd Run: Joseph Clarke 85.62 and 4th. Into Thursday's final
1715 ARTISTIC GYMNASTICS WOMEN'S TEAM: Final 4th with 164.263
1830 BADMINTON WOMEN'S SINGLES: Bing Jiao He vs Kirsty Gilmour 24-22 21-8 loss. Elimination
1930 SWIMMING MEN'S 100M FREESTYLE Semifinals: Matthew Richards 6th in Heat 1 in 48.09, 12th overall and out
2025 SWIMMING WOMEN'S 100M FREESTYLE Semifinals: Anna Hopkin 53.74, 6th in Heat 1, 11th overall and out
2101 SWIMMING MEN'S 4x200M FREESTYLE Final GOLD! 6:59.43
 
Question of the Day
Artistic Gymnastics: Can we get a medal?
Badminton: Does Gilmour win a game? No
Canoe Slalom: Is CLARKE in the top ten? Yes
Cycling BMX Freestyle: Is REILLY in the top five? Yes
Equestrian: Our the TEAM in the top three at the end of the day? Yes
Hockey: Do they win? No
Judo: Does Renshall fight in the evening session? No
Rowing: Do they make the final? Yes
Rugby Sevens: Do we come 5th? No
Sailing: Is WILSON in a medal position by the end of the day? Yes
Shooting: Do either of our MEN make the final? Yes
Swimming: Gold for the RELAY team?
Tennis: Do the MEN'S DOUBLES team go through?
Triathlon: Medal for YEE? Void
 
Leaderboard
29 - @TeamGB
28 - @cjsavory
27 - @Olympicsnell
25 - @Mkbw50
22 - @Epic Failure
21 - @adolphin
16 - @G-ann
11 - @Surreal
 
Medal count
2/5/3