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Doping Cases and Bans 2019 Thread


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2 hours ago, heywoodu said:

Any doping news? :p 

 

at my last check-up, I was tested positive for losartan potassium and hydrochlorothiazide...:rofl::hairpull:

 

actually, I was so doped that the tube exploded...:yikes::facepalm:

 

of course, I got a lifetime ban on any too salted food (and all other foods causing blood pressure problems)...:cry::nopompom:
 

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We all have heard batshit crazy doping excuses for years now. Well this one might actually be true

 

https://www.lequipe.fr/Athletisme/Actualites/Ophelie-claude-boxberger-innocentee/1084892

 

Some guy who apparently was her former coach, but then she dropped him after accusing him of sexual abuse, but then he reappeared in her life after becoming her mother boyfriend and a training partner (ffs !), did confess to the police that he injected her some EPO while she was sleeping.!

 

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23 minutes ago, De_Gambassi said:

We all have heard batshit crazy doping excuses for years now. Well this one might well be true

 

https://www.lequipe.fr/Athletisme/Actualites/Ophelie-claude-boxberger-innocentee/1084892

 

Some guy who apparently was her former coach, but then she dropped him after accusing him of sexual abuse, but then he reappeared in her life after becoming her mother boyfriend and a training partner (ffs !), did confess to the police injected her some EPO while she was sleeping.!

 

 

Damn :yikes:

 

Any reaction from her?

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18 minutes ago, De_Gambassi said:

Not yet AFAIK. But she was screaming that it was all a conspiracy against her from day one. Obviously no one believed it. Well...

I mean, I wouldn't believe it because like you said, we've heard tons of complete bullshit excuses. But this brings it to another level in terms of how bizarre it is (the story, not the excuse, since obviously if true, she isn't to blame..)

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2 minutes ago, bestmen said:

Injected when she was sleeping   really !!and she felt nothing? 

 

 

You know they don't use some monstrous thing like this to inject EPO right?

 

VictorianCollections-medium.jpg

 

It's just a small needle. You'll hardly feel it even if you're awake and a bit distracted.

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I think someone has watched too many "sleepy fuck" videos on youporn...:yikes::facepalm:

 

Guys! sorry to kill your excitement, but those are all fake videos...you can't be fucked (or get something injected...it's the same, more or less...) while sleeping and don't even get aware it happened...:p

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