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What an upset for Neise. Truly nothing can go wrong for the Germans on this track. This feels like those world championships that are held in Germany where the Germans are entirely unbeatable.

Not sure why I thought GIller and Poirier were a medal chance.

Same, I'm baffled at the popularity of "bad guy" in particular, but that program really works. Oh god Gilles and Poirier have just the ugliest costumes.

KISS is gender equal, youth and urban.

This comment also applies to Poirier. These two guys are making me feel uncomfortably straight passing right about now xD Also, any notion that gay men are inherently stylish should be dispelled by taking one look at Poirier. Their costumes are hideous.

If Cizeron hadn't come out between Olympics I'd be asking a lot of questions about the outfit.

lol OBS commentators straight up plugging the tourism website.

Kaitlin Hawayek definitively wins the award for "skater most enjoying themselves".

Given the form in training should easily win at least the monobob and the two-man.

Oh Eteri's kiddo is skating. Awkward.

Calm down children, obviously is going to win the ski jumping somehow.

Very happy to see Garabedian / Proulx-Sénécal finally make their Olympic debut.

is way, way overachieving in Skeleton so far these Olympics.

The easiest gold medal for China to win across all sports, on paper, was the aerials team event and they managed to mess it up so ya know. I don't have a lot of faith, which I'm sad about because I'd actually like Xu Mengtao to finally get a gold medal.

People keep assuming that and I don't know why. China has an ability to fail to win aerials at the Olympics that is so baffling you have to wonder if there is some sort of curse.

Pointed out by Gracenote on Twitter: the men's 500m event is the first ever Winter Olympic event where three different NOCs from the same continent, other than Europe, have stood on the same podium.

Boyd-Clowes can go back to live-tweeting now.

I wouldn't even be surprised at this point. Canada is having horrible, horrible Olympics so far. Honestly I think Canada might end up with as few as three gold medals at this rate.

All four Canadians qualified for the pursuit, where they will not medal. Hurray.

When's the next gold medal chance for Canada? Women's ice hockey on Thursday? Who am I kidding we probably will lose to Switzerland in the semis of whatever. I think it's pretty telling that the two highlights of the Olympics have been when the judges gave Canada a gold medal by mistake and when five women got disqualified for wearing clothes that were too baggy. Edit: ya, so we haven't won a gold medal in five days and looking at the schedule the next event where Canada is either the outright favourite or a co-favourite to win gold is the 15th (men's snowboard big air, men's ski slopestyle, women's team pursuit), meaning we'll probably go at least a full week without winning gold. Brutal.

They showed that on the CBC coverage? Fuuuuuuuck that's rough.

Weirdly in real time I thought it was a false start but I can't see it at all in slowmo. It's really not a surprise, Canadians who are favourites rarely win at the Olympics.

At this point I'm pretty sure Canada is never winning another gold medal.

These Olympics are a series of never-ending disappointments.

The false start rules in sprint races are complete bs and very unfair.