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heywoodu

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  1. Schachmann in trouble, Benoot in trouble.
  2. Luckily Sagan anticipated this by becoming Slovak champion, so yet again he won't have to ride around in a regular sponsor's jersey
  3. 2013 I think? When there was a lead group and the Spaniards refused to help each other so totally fucked up their almost certain gold and let Rui Costa ride away to the gold (which was awesome because I had money on him at odds of 63)
  4. One of the Dutch commentators always has a standard rule, "1 minute per 10km" is what the peloton can make up, no matter the profile Bullshit of course on a course like this, but with 18:45 minutes and 187km to go, that's a good time to start closing the gap
  5. The peloton can 'easily' make up 15 minutes in 100km on this course, no doubt
  6. 17 minutes already for the lead group False hope for the win
  7. Meanwhile go and enjoy the last kilometer of today's stage in the Tour of Almaty guys, finish in epic Medeo
  8. Rob Britton in the attack It's just impossible to see this guy not attack
  9. But he is not a good climber. Ok, he won this stage: But that's coincidence. Ok, he also won this stage: No, we're not falling for this "he can't win" act
  10. Sessler is already in the front
  11. Ballan was world champion? I completely forgot that
  12. Which victory of Ballan?
  13. "Here we have Primoz Roglic of Slovakia." Belgians
  14. Aaand we're live
  15. I have no doubt. In fact, I would go so far as to say a medal is very much possible in 2022, if you see Cristian Ribera finished 6th and 9th in Pyeongchang (only a little over a minute behind the medals in a 40+ minute competition) and when he did so.....he was only 15! That kid's special.
  16. Cry when VDP turns up the heat
  17. Not really, Toon Aerts of all places is riding far away from him And Van der Poel isn't even here yet. But alright, to be fair to Van Aert: that crap team he has now left has thrown buckets and buckets of shit over him, it's a miracle he is able to somewhat focus for these races with no team, without his own mechanic, without his own equipment and so on.
  18. Still more chance than Reichenbach or Schachmann or Konrad or Hermans I have promised myself to never again fall for "this course is too hard for Sagan to win the green jersey", "ASO tries to stop Sagan winning the green jersey", "Sagan is not in his best shape yet" and so on, because he always ends up winning anyway He'll win or DNF, nothing in between.
  19. Gage Hecht is in this World Cup Cool, he had a really impressive win in the Tour of Utah earlier this year
  20. Dutch broadcaster has a live stream too and it's working on the Player here I see
  21. Geoblocked and it looks like the Player here will only show the women's race Hopefully that's a mistake and they'll be live in half an hour.
  22. No live stream?
  23. Yeah....no Maybe if English and Dutch got pregnant together and used a ton of crack, XTC, crystal meth and godknowswhatelse during the pregnancy, followed by a 6-week premature birth, Frisian would be the result.
  24. Not Frisian, because it sounds like a mentally handicapped version of Dutch. Not Esperanto because what? Afrikaans is awesome but only if you know Dutch as a native speaker, because half of the worlds in Afrikaans sound really funny or 'cute' or something. I love hearing or reading it, but I think for someone who doesn't speak native Dutch it's much less interesting. Norwegian is actually useful, also in following certain sports, so that.
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