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Party for @Werloc and @Bearas

And here, but including start lists and, right after the races, results http://www.omegatiming.com/Competition?id=000112010cffffffffffffffffffffff (Click on 'Day 1' etc to see the order of events per day)

Or from Northern or Southern Europe. Or North America

Here we go, first finals session

Not Feuz, boooo

And rightly so, she has massively improved her skiing over the summer. Like, an insane amount. She was mediocre at best in terms of speed, last week she was one of the best.

Last night's American football and last weekend's Crashed Ice

Their original country doesn't want criminals?

Dutch pitcher Loek van Mil has been severely injured to his head in Australia (where he plays), in apparently a 'non-baseball incident'. He's in critical condition.

Are you gonna tell that to her face or am I? Hint: I'm not

But wait, if you're president of a federation, that means you have a job and are by definition not retired, or am I missing something?

Not really, she got hit (hard!) in the back of her head by the knee of teammate Debbie Bont and most likely has a concussion.

This is a detail that has nothing to do with it, at all It's like saying "Denmark is going to send migrants to an island where 8000 years ago someone threw a rock against someone else."

Because that's what needs to be in every OP, even if there's no link. It's just how it's supposed to be

Eitberger with an absolute horror day, Hüfner mediocre, Geisenberger still gets beaten....and still Germany wins But Taubitz I am liking this luge season so far.

There's still 8 minutes to go for someone to hit a bus or cause mayhem or something, I'm not trusting it yet.

[hide] Konockout Round December 10th - December 16th, 2018 12 Nations, Quarterfinal Play-Offs, Quarterfinals, Semifinals, Bronze Medal Match, Gold Medal Match Quarterfinal Play-Offs Date & Time (GMT +5:30) Nation 1 T1 T2 Nation 2 December 10th 2018, h. 16:45 France 2 China December 10th 2018, h. 19:00 England 2 New Zealand December 11th 2018, h. 17:00 Belgium 3 Pakistan December 11th 2018, h. 19:00 Netherlands 4 Canada [/hide]

Worst crime ever, quick, hang them.

By the way, just sharing an anecdote about this. The commentator was talking about how he thinks it's bullshit teams come together in a circle 5 minutes before the match, because the preparation should be done anyway and everyone knows what they should be doing. "In our time there used to be dead silence in the locker room the minutes before we were called up for the match. Except for Wim xxx (forgot his surname). I remember once everyone was quiet, Wim asked the doctor if he had a shitting problem. 'Doc, I always have to take a shit at 08.15, every morning.' 'Well', the doc said, 'you have a perfectly regular bowel movement, no worries', much to the annoyance of everyone trying to focus. Wim wasn't done though: 'Yeah, but the problem is I only wake up at 9am'. And then the entire team couldn't hold in their laughter and the focus was gone." That's how the commentary went for one and a half hour.

Best goal celebration of the year

45 at least and since I was too lazy to check the exact order of that 1st one in the individual, it is indeed 46 now if she missed the first 4 shots there

Earthquakes reported in the Slovak town of Kosice

Kuzmina messed that up last year https://www.biathlon.com.ua/results.php?lang=eng&id=2528

9 consecutive 0's for Kaisa