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heywoodu

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Everything posted by heywoodu

  1. A neighbour and/or friend of course, duh
  2. Hermann was flying in the last lap.
  3. Too bad, we won't miss convicted dopers though
  4. Dude, make her a nice breakfast now that you're in the kitchen anyway, awesome boyfriend points
  5. Although to be fair, bestmen freaking out of his panties because of literally everything is part of the contests too
  6. No worries, apart from bestmen as per usual, nobody got stressed out
  7. Yeah you've got more detailed statistics than they have in American sports ("team X has now won five consecutive matches when playing on a rainy Monday night two days after losing by exactly 2 goals")
  8. Have you noticed how it's only the Dutch and Brazilian flags that seem to be different?
  9. We're repaving the garden or something and we've got to take out all of the old stones, so I've been hauling tons and tons of stones and now my arms hurt so much I can barely type But, I'm here for now
  10. He forgot his steroids and thought "ah, let's just go home"?
  11. There's a small chance I won't be able to be online at 18.00, but since there's a 1.30h dinner break right after the Dutch vote, is it a problem if I'm 15-30 minutes later?
  12. Wait, media is suddenly reporting Nigeria has 100% qualified for the Olympics in bobsledding because they finished 5 races. Isn't there a bit more to it than that, like getting certain results? https://nypost.com/2017/11/17/these-nigerian-women-are-africas-first-olympic-bobsled-team/
  13. That's not exactly new It's the exact reason she came out of retirement a year ago
  14. Viktoriia Demchenko, Hannah Prock, Nina Zöggeler, this is gonna be cool, all names are returning http://www.fil-luge.org/cdn/uploads/slwcwomen.pdf
  15. Daaaaamn it
  16. Well yeah I wouldn't want it neither, but I do (in most cases, not always of course) respect it when someone earned a shitload of money by actually studying very hard, then working very hard
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