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is awarded a 3-0 walkover vs but will play the next match behind closed doors

Can't think of anything more efficient than creating a department on government efficiency and nominating not one but two people to lead it.
 
This has really strong "giving the two most annoying people you know busywork" energy

You sure seem like a nice guy... 

I’m sure the Libs are waiting to storm the Capital as we speak.
 
Oh no, only the law and order Conservatives do that

It’s always kind of fascinating to me the extend to which MAGAs hate around half of the country.
 
Not that this current doesn’t also exist on the left, but ya know, just seems like an odd posture to take for someone who claims to be a patriot.
 
Unfortunatly I don’t have any tears to donate because I’ve never cried over politics, the only times I’ve cried as an adult were when my dad died and when I was divorcing my ex. The extend to which I don’t cry is actually a bit unhealthy and I’m working on it!
 
Anyway, Stitch is super queer and neurodivergent coded, and he’s an illegal alien living in a deep blue state, so he probably voted for Harris. He can give you some tears on my behalf.
 

Can't imagine being anyone better to be on top for the Olympics and the world cup.  Someone who loves America so much and will demand a full spectacle to show our strength and power.    This is the unsung benefit of his amazing elections.    I wasnt going to go to the opening ceremony.  But now I definetly will!

no, it's that fuckin' agenda 2020 (and following), that fuckin' gender equality, the fact that they got rid of iconic events (and made some more of them just ridiculous), the senseless mixed events (most of them, at least) and the fact that they filled the schedule with an unacceptable amount of non-sports  

Only letting women compete in the 100, 200 and 400m is the most equitable solution. Female bodies just aren’t handled to endure the stress of an 800m race.

According to our media the IOC ethic committee sent a letter to 111 IOC members to clarify who is eligible to run for the office of the head of the IOC.
 
And it looks like Sebastian Coe may be not allowed to run for the head of the IOC office since he is a member of the IOC as a head of the World Athletics and his term will be finished in 2027.

has won a football match for the first time since April 2004. The judgement day is near!!!

Jan Bos also participated in the 2004 Summer Olympics in the team sprint.

German football coach Jürgen Klopp cheered for his friend Wojtek Czyz, who used to play football and had to have his leg amputated after a serious injury. He is now a Paralympic badminton player competing in Paris 2024.

Let’s see how he handles the pressure. 

The most successful male alpine skiier Ingemar Stenmark today finished only 15cm from a medal at the World Masters Championship in pole vault for men 65+ (3.00m)

Massage guy had a wound on his finger. Treated it with a legal spray, which included clostebol. Then massaged Sinner, and that's how it ended up in Sinner's body.
 
I mean, I guess it's theoretically possible  

I believe His Majesty the King of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland will perhaps suggest mercy to His Majesty the King of Australia. His Mjaesty the King of Canada may wish to intercede at some point, I wonder if he has the other Kings' numbers...

Ellesse Andrews grandfather is Scottish and he got asked if there's a possibility Andrews could join GB (as a joke) thanks to the Richardson bombshell on NZ radio. He replies, "Like hell she is, I'm Scottish not British". Just to add the grandfather is from Glasgow, one area that is pro independence. Hahaha got to laugh.

The post really seems like announcing that he has signed a contract with a new club one week after the end of a season  

Now I’m saying thank god Lavreysen exists ❤️
enjoy your silvers richardson

If the definition of that is 'three people with a Totallympics account being in the same place and talking to each other', no  
 
But yeah, I'd go for this one with Sindo, Jan Linha and Pasolini being the first, since I wouldn't count rollerski races in Brazil where @brunamoura and I were talking with @Jesús as a Totallympics meeting, it was entirely outside of the scope of Totallympics after all  

The very first Totallympics meeting has happened yesterday night
 
@Pasolini (in the right), @Jan Linha (in the left) and @Sindo (in the middle) at an Algerian restaurant yesterday in Paris
 
 
 
 

The gymnastics officiating wasn’t nearly as bad as the boxing officiating.
 
Also worth remembering that the (correct)  gymnast would have won bronze on floor if they inquired the neutral deduction. Which her coaches didn’t do. So this whole mess could have been avoided.

That's gonna be impossible though. For example in the men's volleyball: yes, France didn't qualify, since they got the free host quota, but did they win a medal because of that? Highly doubtful  

Joris is vooral druk bezig om élk zinnetje te laten klinken als een soort memorabele oneliner, alsof hij een soort Mart Smeets wil zijn, maar dat lukt niet zo goed...

Valt op hoe vaak de meest basale informatie (waarvan je mag mag verwachten dat iemand die zijn/haar geld verdient met sportverslaggeving dat weet) ontbreekt. 
 
Ik heb uit zelfbescherming weinig NOS gekeken, maar het is toch wel schokkend dat iemand die de technische nummers bij atletiek becommentarieert niet verder komt dan het reproduceren van irrelevante feitjes met af en toe wat gespeelde verwondering en enthousiasme. Veel informatiever om atletiek via Eurosport te volgen (nadeel daar wel de reclames en de oninteressante interviews)