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[OFF TOPIC] General Chat


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When your relationship with your boyfriend, who is a calculator (as in, a machine), comes to an end, what do you do? Duh, get married to Tetris, obviously.

http://www.ladbible.com/community/weird-news-woman-plans-to-marry-tetris-after-failed-relationship-with-calculator-20180105

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Just now, NikolaB said:

Putin, who else :cheer:

Putin because he talks way too much, hence his nickname 'General Talk'? That makes sense :p 

 

Although then again, if it's about talking too much, a certain Donald T might get the same nickname :d 

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Wait, now it went from general chat to general talk to general discussion....which moderator and/or penguin is getting a little power-horny? :lol:

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2 minutes ago, heywoodu said:

Wait, now it went from general chat to general talk to general discussion....which moderator and/or penguin is getting a little power-horny? :lol:

 

Don't forget the "Thread" part.

 

It used to be just General Chat, but the term "Discussion" seems to be quite popular here. :p

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2 minutes ago, dcro said:

 

Don't forget the "Thread" part.

 

It used to be just General Chat, but the term "Discussion" seems to be quite popular here. :p

Just like 'Thread'. Apparently every thread has to get the name 'Thread', or else people don't see a thread is a thread. I'm personally hoping we'll see this in other parts of life as well. The Tour de Ski Competition. The Australian Open Competition. The Hyundai i10 Car. The Samsung Galaxy S9 Phone. 

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@hckosice I have a big problem :p Like every year I had on my pc a medal table whit all the podium of the world cup but now my pc is broke and I must work from my laptop, so it's a drama :p

Probably the problem is whit Slovakia.. can you help me whit the silver that you won in all winter world cup? They will be 4 or 3 I guess

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