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[OFF TOPIC] General Chat


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2 minutes ago, wumo26 said:

 

It's not entirely true Holand isn't in Europe :evil:

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There are some crazy people in Norway

Damn it! I wrote it and I just knew there must be some town somewhere called 'Holand' but I didn't check it and I thought "nobody here is crazy enough to go and check that" :p 

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Just now, heywoodu said:

Couple thousand people in Pakistan are protesting against the Netherlands by - among others - using death threat signs and, more interestingly, writing 'Holand' (no idea where that is, but it definitely isn't anywhere in Europe) :lol:

 

they mean the french president françois holand

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14 minutes ago, heywoodu said:

Damn it! I wrote it and I just knew there must be some town somewhere called 'Holand' but I didn't check it and I thought "nobody here is crazy enough to go and check that" :p 

 

:whistle:

 

 

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#banbestmen

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20 minutes ago, heywoodu said:

 

That weirdo Geert Wilders (the hyper-blonde right dude) had the idea to have a Muhammad/Mohammed/Mohammad/Muhammed (the prophet) cartoon competition in Parliament. You know, freedom of speech and stuff like that. 

 

That was somewhere in May, so I guess news to Pakistan travelled by horse or something and they started protesting now :p Apparently one politician there said "give me a nucleair bomb and I'll wipe that country off the map".

Oh Geert 

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21 minutes ago, Olympian1010 said:

Oh Geert 

Yeah :lol:

 

This whole thing gives me just one main feeling, both for Wilders and for people reacting to his plan with death threat protests and whatnot:

 

Spoiler

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When you're getting married and in that party before the wedding your friends decide it's a fun joke to tie a fireworks 'rocket' to your penis :dunno:

http://www.foxnews-us.com/2018/08/19/syracuse-grooms-genitals-blown-off-by-best-man-after-firework-explodes/

 

Goodbye genitals

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18 minutes ago, heywoodu said:

When you're getting married and in that party before the wedding your friends decide it's a fun joke to tie a fireworks 'rocket' to your penis :dunno:

http://www.foxnews-us.com/2018/08/19/syracuse-grooms-genitals-blown-off-by-best-man-after-firework-explodes/

 

Goodbye genitals

Heard about my bachelor’s part did yeah :p

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Our TV published previously unreleased color footage made during the first day of occupation in Prague and on the border crossing with Austria made by a Catalan textile merchant Josep Maria García-Planas.

 

Here this absolutely new shots in color in original version with :ESP comment

 

You can clearly see the reactions of the soldiers that absolutely did not understand what´s going on and where is that rebellion and contra-revolution they were supposed to stop.

Incredible.

 



 

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