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Dear diary, After paying a rather expensive ride with someone who was going in the direction of the airport, she has made it to the airport, 6 hours before her flight Regards, heywoodu

Froome crossing the finish line like he took a gentle stroll to the bakery on a lazy Sunday morning.

Pinot is parking harder than Yates did.

Aaaaaand that's Pinot in major trouble

I just realised I had a bet on O'Connor to beat Hugh Carthy in the GC. O'Connor was ahead before he abandoned.....by 3 HOURS Come on man, why take the risk of falling when my bet is winning as long as you stay on your bike?

I would say I was holding out hope for Pozzovivo but that's gonna be a bit of a challenge after yesterday isn't it?

A multi-event is to determine the actual best overall athlete, a random mixed relay is just....giving in to people who at all costs need to have as many good events replaced by mixed events.

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I wonder how many of them are actual people

Yes, which turns out I didn't need to do

Duuuuude couldn't you have done that one minute earlier?

Crisis? I must have missed that The reaction to that here was mostly "huh, not that funny (because this specific comedian just isn't very funny), but it's always fun when people take parodies way too serious", and that's it Well, let me take a listen, I haven't listened this before. Not that much interesting, mostly stuff like "We are Israel, we are super sweet", "Is your country surrounded by rock throwers? Just build walls that give even Trump wet dreams" and in the part where the real 'song' goes like "I'm not your toy, you stupid boy" (or something) she sings "kijk eens hoe mooi, ik bommen gooi" = "look how beautiful, I'm throwing my bombs". "No no, I don't think so, not a Palestinian will enter. This party has been going on for 70 years. This is my party, I should shine here." Something like that. Like I said, it's just a parody/bit of satire. I am not particularly entertained by this specific thing, but don't care much about it neither. It's a parody, get over it. Not like any sensible person here would care if someone would make a comparable parody of the Netherlands, because....it's a parody.

Because, shortly after his doping troubles, he did something even the Lance Armstrong's, Bjarne Riis' and Riccardo Ricco's of this world would have a hard time doing in their 'best' days.

And for cycling

Well we saw Floyd Landis do it, so its possible

A young Australian who is sort of the only decent rider in Africa's Team and was going for a top-10 GC today, but crashed somewhere after the Finestre.

Abandon O'Connor

Chris Landis

Fan running with Froome with an inhaler

Superman having a hard time as well.

Either he's sick or he's feeling the consequences of riding above his level for two weeks.

Yates in major trouble with 15km of 9-10% to go..

Danny van Poppel in the attack in a freaking monster mountain stage

Aru abandon. Kiryienka, Barbin, Lutsenko and Vervaeke as well.