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heywoodu

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Everything posted by heywoodu

  1. Poor guy. I wonder, did he ever recover and went on to actually win something?
  2. I can make a Mr Hankey too
  3. Parallel slalom in the 70's I had no idea the world was so urban back then.
  4. The Dutch Wikipedia says this 'cheese' is seen as an afrodisiac. How does that work? It's so goddamn disgusting that you just want to fuck the living maggots out of your body or something?
  5. #TeamTetrabob
  6. Still looks better than corn.
  7. I just now realized this was Dzhima's first win I was convinced she had won a sprint or something here or there.
  8. Who cares. It. Shall. Be. Olympic.
  9. I thought the 100-year anniversary happened (literally) not much more than one or two months ago
  10. To put this in a bit of context: almost nobody was there in those races, except for a few Canadians and Americans, sometimes not even 7-8 sleds in total...I mean, it's good for training and all, but this kinda sounds like it should be a big deal, which (for a team with World Cup top-5 potential) it really shouldn't be..
  11. Oh now I'm pissed. A lady jinxes a Slovak out of the podium and it's all good, but when I do it you're basically asking for my execution?!
  12. "This is gonna be a photo finish!" Uhm, commentator, I really like you, but I don't think there's gonna be a photo finish in an individual start race
  13. I'm sure without my jinxes Sagan would eventually end up with 7 world titles instead of the easily 4-5 he'll win now before his career is over.
  14. Hojnisz is gonna win this.
  15. Jinx a Slovak out of a podium/win and you're doomed for life. Trust me, been there done that.
  16. Unintentionally?
  17. My pick for the men was Eder, I'm happy
  18. Absolutely not, she is my pick for today in a pick'em game with friends
  19. Ok not everything at the same time mister smartypants.
  20. First podium for Bendika First podium for Davidova First win for Hojnisz Everything is possible
  21. But she had a real shot at winning here and still has a real podium shot, how can the TV directors have missed her so bad?
  22. Let's go Davidova, show everyone how stupid it was to not have one second on TV.
  23. Well yeah but if I could shoot 90% and ski as fast as Eberhard I would also win World Cups, but you know, 'if'
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