Track Cycling at the Summer Olympic Games 2020

[Grassmarket 3,379]

Just now, heywoodu said:

Oh damn, Alexander Porter's handlebars just got ripped off out of nothing. That is scary.

Buy Woolworths' kit, get Woolworths' results. 

[Agger 1,658]

1 minute ago, Grassmarket said:

No, you can't have a re-run.  

Sounds like they can.

[heywoodu 14,946]

What's with those moustaches that are suddenly appearing everywhere like they came straight out of a cheap porn movie?  

[Grassmarket 3,379]

2 minutes ago, Agger said:

Sounds like they can.

Yeah, but with only three riders, like in speedway!  

[heywoodu 14,946]

Right, it wasn't something that was not moving when it should, so no WD-40. It was something that moved when it shouldn't, so....duct tape  

[Agger 1,658]

Just now, heywoodu said:

Right, it wasn't something that was not moving when it should, so no WD-40. It was something that moved when it shouldn't, so....duct tape  

Brian Holm missing the old days when they had a woodworker fixing the track!

[Grassmarket 3,379]

Do you know how long it took the Japanese to grow a bonsai cycle track?  Centuries.

[heywoodu 14,946]

Just now, Agger said:

Brian Holm missing the old days when they had a woodworker fixing the track!

With a ladder because it's too steep  

[Agger 1,658]

Just now, heywoodu said:

With a ladder because it's too steep  

Yup. Apparently it was a guy named Erling for a long time at the 6-days race in Denmark!

[Agger 1,658]

Really shows the progress in the event that the 4th place team is about 2,7 seconds faster than the old OR!