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[OFF TOPIC] General Chat


heywoodu

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4 minutes ago, heywoodu said:

Well, enlighten us :d 

 

Where to start from... :d

 

First, a song for the love of my life:

 


 

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And of course, there are many other songs prepared for people to dance after the funeral, when they gather at home :d 

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1 hour ago, heywoodu said:

So you would be defined by a sad song? When people think about you, the first thing that comes in mind is sad stuff? That's....sad :p 

 

No, I mean a sad song with lyrics that make me think about myself (well, I don't know if it's more understandable :lol:)

But since I'm kind of a pessimistic person you're not wrong anyway :p

 

 

 

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47 minutes ago, Wanderer said:

 

Where to start from... :d

 

First, a song for the love of my life:

Spoiler

 

 

And of course, there are many other songs prepared for people to dance after the funeral, when they gather at home :d 

Well this sounds like fun :d 

 

Can I come and celebrate when you're dead? :cheer:

Wait, is there cake? 

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54 minutes ago, heywoodu said:

Well this sounds like fun :d 

 

Can I come and celebrate when you're dead? :cheer:

Wait, is there cake? 

 

Absolutely. Maybe not a cake since my specialties are cookies! 

 

But I am wondering what they will put in the grave. I intend to die like some of my heroes. Empedocles threw himself into Etna for instance... Maybe better solution will be if someone drowns me in a barrel of Malmsey wine, like George Plantagenet died. But to die of laughter would be beautiful, like Chrysippus. That can be manageable since I do have figs. I only need a donkey. But I am afraid I'll die of poisoning :d Too many poisons I am working with. Hopefully it'll be some good hallucinogens, so at least I can dream of flying on a broomstick to be in time, at 11 o'clock on the platform nine and tree quarters and start new journey :d

 

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Going to the court for your case about stealing a car, in a stolen car, like a boss/idiot :p

https://nypost.com/2018/03/08/man-drove-stolen-car-to-court-to-face-stolen-car-charge-cops/

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54 severed hands found in Siberia..

http://siberiantimes.com/other/others/news/shocking-new-twist-in-macabre-case-of-54-severed-hands-washed-up-on-amur-river-island/

 

Authorities have their hands full with this investigation, one wonders if some punishments might have gotten out of hand. More likely suggestion is apparently that it's the handiwork from a forensic lab.

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