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Manuel proves Americans can swim too.

How exciting.

And world record

Ferry Weertman presenting the little bear dolls at the 50m free podium ceremony (because of course he had hoped to give one to girlfriend Kromowidjojo )

Yep, Peaty didn't even swim under 57, booooo.

49.28 for Dressel is not half bad neither

46.14 split for Duncan Scott, what the hell

Wow, GBR

Nesty was individual Olympic champion, individual world champion and won individual Olympic bronze

Which makes sense, considering unlike the likes of Seto he had to give absolutely 100% in the heats (resulting in the race of his life, WCH final, qualified for the Olympics, destroyed a 22 year old NR and all that in an event he didn't even qualify for at first, but they let him swim it because he was making good progress and he was there anyway)

Champion, yes. Medalist, no.

And you forgot about our constituent country (whatever the fuck that may be)

Cullen Jones hates you for thinking Manuel is the one to prove it

Jesus Manuel, what a racing monster

Wellbrock Cool surprise

What a 1500m so far

Meh, King. At least Pilato beat one of the dramaqueen/cheater duo, one more to go

Zane Waddell, what

Meanwhile Dutch TV again is missing the first final because a program called 'The Philosophical Quintet' has to be finished first. For fuck's sake I can't describe how boring this is. Talking about absolutely nothing.

Right, a police official requests anonymity, but the actual suspect loses all his privacy within hours and while for now only having been questioned.

By the way, if these two criteria (bronze in Rio, 22 now) are correct, we'll know who has been arrested in under one and a half hour. Today's program starts off with the men's 50m backstroke final, which should have Rylov in it.

And Goss wasn't in Gwangju, at least not as participant.

This list includes relays, yes. For sake of completeness: Kennedy Goss of Canada and Mie Nielsen of Denmark were the only women's bronze medalists who are 22 now.

I know assumptions are the mother of all fuck-ups, but let's just assume it's a male: Nathan Adrian - 30 Conor Dwyer - 30 Gabriele Detti - 24 David Plummer - 33 Evgeny Rylov - 22 Cody Miller - 27 Anton Chupkov - 22 Tamas Kenderesi - 22 Wang Shun - 25 Daiya Seto - 25 James Roberts - 28 Kyle Chalmers - 21 James Magnussen - 28 Cameron McEvoy - 25 Matthew Abood - 33 Kosuke Hagino - 24 Naito Ehara - 25 Yuki Kobori - 25 Takeshi Matsuda - 35 Mitch Larkin - 26 Jake Packard - 25 David Morgan - 25 Several bronze medalists from Rio were not in Gwangju, but the three 22-year olds were. I'm guessing it's a conspiracy from The West

And it's impossible to just, you know, play a game? You have to be part of a community? Don't know about others, but when I play a game I'm sitting at my desktop playing a game, checking the objectives and moving to the next level, basically. No community needed and I can play perfectly fine.