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heywoodu

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  1. China: "We have a handheld laser rifle that can burn your skin at 800 meters!" Laws of physics: "Nope." https://bigthink.com/news/we-call-bullshit-on-that-chinese-army-laser-gun-thats-making-the-rounds
  2. Purely out of curiousity: what is the definition of 'migrant' for these statistics? A player being born outside the country they are playing for? Or a player who was born in the country they are playing for, but whose parents or grandparents or greatgrandparents weren't?
  3. Gibraltar has less than 35.000 people. I find it amazing they manage to have national teams in team sports. Then I'm surprised even more today, seeing that apparently they have enough U16 boys and girls to field teams in that category as well
  4. I take back my nice words about these stupid awards.
  5. Well yeah, Croatia played yesterday and Uruguay the day before, so nothing about that has changed.
  6. Yes this is terribly sad for them, they'll comfort themselves by celebrating.
  7. My heart has broken
  8. I follow it, as in, I check the score of every match Plus I turn on the TV usually but switch away when something more exciting is on
  9. That was one lucky header
  10. Fellaini in the match, frustrated red cards incoming.
  11. Aaaaaaaaaaand I'm gonna need something to do for the night because I ain't sleeping
  12. Not as many as when it would be in the evening of course, but no doubt more people are watching TV now then on a normal 4am
  13. Now he still has a better theoretical chance for one of the last matches
  14. Wow. Do you have full results somewhere?
  15. Well Japan is partially responsible for Senegal being out, so yes, a Senegalese referee would probably be happy with Japan for that since it's good for his own tournament.
  16. Excellent news for Japan
  17. Also, that moment when you go to a traditional doctor for bulletproof magic protection (dude), then ask your friend to shoot you with a gun to test how bulletproof it is (duuuude), and then your friend actually shoots, and then you die. http://www.atqnews.com/ng/odeshi-bullet-charm-fails/ Darwin Award right there.
  18. That moment when you crash, are pronounced dead, and then wake up in the cooling unit of the morgue https://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/dead-woman-found-alive-in-carletonville-mortuary-fridge-20180702
  19. Yeah that Maker guy definitely deserves a suspension as well, not keeping your cool...ok, but coming in hot like that?
  20. And one of the Aussies threw in a flying kick that'd make the average K1 fighter jealous.
  21. VAR for the win
  22. Yep, Petacchi and Ulissi are now probably rather mad at themselves and their teams for not being able to defend as well as Sky did.
  23. Mortal Kombasketbal
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