Saturday arrives, you are ready for another TISC extravaganza, the banter is plenty, the drinks are flowing, but there is a spectre of that most terrifying demon haunting us. No, no, no, silly @heywoodu, I am not talking about olives. I am not even referring to those Antarctic fiends that we love to hate. No this is a nightmare that is much more terrifying... the dreaded "nul points".
Not until we receive those first comforting points can we truly breathe a sigh of relief and settle into the contest.
So what happens if you find yourself in that lonely position on Saturday where you are alone at the foot of the table with a duck egg for company? Juries come and juries go but no points have fallen in your basket. Well, fear no more, I have the very post for you to banish those demons so bookmark this post and share with your friends at their time of need. Indeed, if things go badly on Saturday then yes, please please send me this link
Reasons to be cheerful 1, 2, 3:
No nation has ever officially finished with nul points at TISC. Every single one of the 508 songs which officially participated in the contest has scored points from a national jury. We have yet to leave anyone behind. Lebanon looks away
The song which was the last to score points in the contest has NEVER finished in last place in the final rankings!
Songs which were the last to score points can and have gone on to achieve great feats such as receiving 12 pointers and even finishing in the top 10 in the overall ranking. Romania's 8th place finish at TISC Open 2019 is testament to that.
If that isn't enough to keep your head up then let's look specifically at this edition, TISC Open 2020 for more reasons to be hopeful.
TISC is littered with superheroes, ready to save those nations who look doomed to a fate of nul points. Let's take a look at the list of "Lois and Clark"s of years gone by.....
Jury #
Superhero
Damsel(s) in Distress
TISC Open 2013
19
Poland
Slovakia
TISC Annual 2014
10
Montenegro
BUL GUY IND MAR
TISC Open 2014
21
Azerbaijan
Bulgaria
TISC Annual 2015
16
Netherlands
Czech Republic
TISC Open 2015
24
Romania
Azerbaijan
TISC Annual 2016
14
Spain
Kazakhstan
TISC Open 2016
6
Czech Republic
Italy Poland
TISC Annual 2017
12
Moldova
India Russia
TISC Open 2017
17
Slovakia
Algeria
TISC Annual 2018
15
Algeria
Azerbaijan
TISC Open 2018
13
Egypt
Tunisia
TISC Annual 2019
17
Argentina
India
TISC Open 2019
7
Malta
Moldova Romania Tunisia
TISC Annual 2020
11
Tunisia
Kazakhstan
TISC Open 2020
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So the first 2 sessions have concluded, 14 juries have cast their votes but your song is still out in the cold on zero points? Well as we learned earlier, in as many as half of the contests to date, at least 1 song has been waiting longer than 14 juries to receive their very first points. So no reason to panic just yet.
But naturally, your demons are growing by now, you are convinced you will be the exception to the rule? Well the middle order is packed full of proven superheroes to help pick you up and get you on your feet:
Slovakia (Jury #14)
Tunisia (Jury #16)
Romania (Jury #17)
Argentina (Jury #18)
Netherlands (Jury #22)
Not to mention the votes of (Jury #21) which is usually a bonanza for the lower-ranked songs.
If after this batch of heroes have been dispatched and you are still in peril, then remember, Azerbaijan did not receive their first score until the 24th jury at TISC Open 2015 and better still they did not even finish last. And guess who we have voting in jury position #24? Yes it's New Zealand . If you are on zero points then you are surely in with a chance of arousing the attention of @Wanderer's radar.
Ok, so is it time to panic after the 24th jury has passed and you are still on the brink of zero points? The next pair of superheroes will be dispatched:
Egypt (Jury #26)
Czech Republic (Jury #30)
Ok so things are beginning to look bleak but there is still 5 juries to go! 5 more chances to catch the eye of a potential new hero. And to cap it all we have a proven superhero in Malta to round out the voting in a final attempt to save your blushes.
So, we have run out of superheroes, run out of juries and if you have come this far then we have failed you and that would be a TISC first. And if that happens we will be there to give you a hug (socially distanced of course), and remind you that we are there to pick you up and carry you on to the next TISC adventure.