Dragon

GREAT BRITAIN Serbia 12 Slovakia 11 Ireland 10 India 9 Canada 8 Brazil 7 Kazakhstan 6 Malta 5 Lithuania 4 Moldova 3 Netherlands 2 Croatia 1 And that concludes the voting of the UK jury. Very disappointed that nobody tried to bribe me this year. Always next year...

And the 12 points goes to

GREAT BRITAIN Slovakia 11 Ireland 10 India 9 Canada 8 Brazil 7 Kazakhstan 6 Malta 5 Lithuania 4 Moldova 3 Netherlands 2 Croatia 1

GREAT BRITAIN Good Afternoon Amersfoort! Prynhawn Da. Feasgar Meth Dohajydh da Fastyr Mie As I look through my window and see palm trees, long sandy beaches, tropical rainforest and herds of buffalo sweeping majestically across the plains, I realize I probably drank too much Dutch gin at the opening ceremony. Congratulations to Heywood for having the patience to organize this. Also nice to see so many members of the Dutch Royal family and the national speed skating team in the audience. So here are the results of the deliberations of the UK jury. Ireland 10 India 9 Canada 8 Brazil 7 Kazakhstan 6 Malta 5 Lithuania 4 Moldova 3 Netherlands 2 Croatia 1

Here we go

He's already sprinting for the courts...

At this point I've realized I'm going to give big points to a country no one else done...

And this is the British equivalent

The Romanian delegation objects to your insult of one of its most famous cultural exports

Not to be drunk quickly. I got given a bottle a few years ago. Really quite nice.

Discussing the lucrative Dutch-Mexican trade in Edam Cheese and Tortillas

Thanks to the Slobbovia delegation for the traditional Dutch drink. It's really nice to be here in Neverland.

Can you send more beer for the Slovonian delegation please. I'll look after it for him...

Alcohol doesn't effect me

And as for darts...

Except one of those countries keeps winning the World Cup again and again...

Trouble is brewing.

Is that Belgian beer in the minibar?

Hurry up. I have a lot of Onion Bhajis and Vegatable Pakoras to eat.

Is that because the system isn't working or because the system is finally working properly though?

Of course the big difference was the allegation that the Russian Anti-Doping Agency and the government was protecting their athletes. That hasn't happened in Kenya. At least not yet.

Better than the British, who didn't even turn up...

Have a nice day...