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Imagine having medals I think it's safe to say no medals for Lithuania in the entirety of 2022.

I gave up on trying to figure out @dezbee2008 a long time ago. Then when @Olympian1010 joined, I thought that perhaps we could get more clarity. And we did at first. But then Dezbee absorbed him It continues on the path of chaos to this day. (I always liked to believe in a theory that people like what they send, but it probably never rang true when it came to the US, every time I had a song similar to their entry score 0 time and time again )

You'd be so cruel to force me to listen through all of them again? I honestly cannot remember now

RESERVE LIST: 13th - Denmark 14th - Hungary 15th - Sweden 16th - Spain I lost Ireland, Malta and New Zealand somewhere in the top 19. And another five songs that made it through were: Argentina, Tunisia, Ukraine, Vietnam and Croatia. A record amount of songs died first round.

LITHUANIA "LIETUVA" "LITVA" 1st FRANCE 12 2nd NETHERLANDS 11 3rd INDONESIA 10 4th SLOVENIA 9 5th CZECH REPUBLIC 8 6th TURKEY 7 7th BRAZIL 6 8th UNITED STATES 5 9th INDIA 4 10th ISRAEL 3 11th GREAT BRITAIN 2 12th ROMANIA 1 *Iki ir gero likusio konkurso* *Dcro was right, it is France's very first time with 12 points from Lithuania! Another country joins the club, great song.*

Tell that to Turkey, India, Israel and Romania that have to wait years to land points from Lithuania and they all did it in the same contest...

Now it's time for the twelve points, I would be surprised if anybody guessed wrong

LITHUANIA "LIETUVA" "LITVA" 2nd NETHERLANDS 11 3rd INDONESIA 10 4th SLOVENIA 9 5th CZECH REPUBLIC 8 6th TURKEY 7 7th BRAZIL 6 8th UNITED STATES 5 9th INDIA 4 10th ISRAEL 3 11th GREAT BRITAIN 2 12th ROMANIA 1

LITHUANIA "LIETUVA" "LITVA" *Sveiki visi, malonu jus matyti vėl šitame konkurse* *Hello everyone, nice to see you in the contest once again, this one is going to be a wild ride. Here's the votes from the Lithuanian jury* 3rd INDONESIA 10 4th SLOVENIA 9 5th CZECH REPUBLIC 8 6th TURKEY 7 7th BRAZIL 6 8th UNITED STATES 5 9th INDIA 4 10th ISRAEL 3 11th GREAT BRITAIN 2 12th ROMANIA 1

Get ready for the most random ass Lithuanian votes that you'll probably ever be a witness of

I might be in the minority, but I would love for them to try and steamroll at least once, especially since some others were never holding back at all The UK are really holding back as well, when they have some iconic acts under their belt. Yes, they tried with Ed Sheeran, but probably in the worst Ed Sheeran music era The first three albums were the way to go

Of course it would be Ireland to break the boy band curse

Thank you @dophuquy for the four points!

Yes, we're coming back into this contest when you least expect it

Nah, I really want to manifest the four straight top 10s Lithuanian era So far what I've learned is that commercially successful music from Lithuania never works Music in Lithuanian never works, but also sometimes rarely works Music from Jazzu can win you a contest, but can also land you outside of top 20 Music from me can be the worst performance in Lithuanian history or close to a top 10 Alternative music from Lithuania only works to appease @Wanderer Jazz/soul/r&b music from Lithuania works to appease no one. How do you even go back to the drawing board and choose something

You already said it could happen last contest and it didn't happen. Won't trust it till I see it

Gained points, but still fell down in the rankings. Love that for us

Ah, 3 points for Lithuania, finally we're not starved in session 2 Thanks @Bohemia or @Benolympique , I'd assume this was not one of the two songs you had in common

Called it Denmark was such an obvious choice for @Wanderer Would've been shell shocked if they didn't score.

Felt like I had to scroll through my Instagram archive for years to find this This is the bell pepper stir fry, with chicken, pineapple, bonduelle corn in sweet & sour sauce, the only interchangeable ingredient in the dish is that I use either green beans, red beans or in this case I used edamame

I'm almost certain Denmark (8) is coming up. Lithuania too mainstream to hope for anything from you this time

I really wonder who you thought that was

Best brand of corn there is, without a doubt. They don't beat fresh corn on the grill or freshly boiled, but they are my first and only choice for fried rice or my signature bell pepper stir fry

I believe I already shared it when this meme first originated, but we literally have a song by a local band called "Tangerines". And the lyrics would roughly translate to Tangerines are cool Tangerines are cool Tangerines are cool My head does not hurt from them It's an absolutely awful song, but with how today is panning out, it would probably do better than anything that I've sent in the last 5 years...

Feels that Lithuania is heading straight for another "meh" performance