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I am laughing my balls off, what a moron, Titiphilippe

Oh well, UCI officials have to eat as well I guess..

Wow, Vlasov Down goes everyone's easy youth rider classification pick

Kipchoge is going to lose, making this marathon interesting all of a sudden

Why is it so hard for major marathons to have a somewhat decent start list (the document, I mean) available? London is tomorrow morning and still all I can find are news articles, nothing official where there's a simple list with runners, which is what I want when watching.

Even Ramon Carretero didn't manage to get an OTL in the first stage, and I can't really remember anyone worse than Ramon Carretero in recent years. Bardiani has fallen back from a pretty fun attacking team to just being two levels below the World Tour, but still, Covili's results suggest he's at least better than what he did today. Maybe a fall or some other kind of issue?

[hide] Men's Singles - Round of 16 (Top Half Draw) October 4th - October 5th, 2020 16 Players, 8 Players will qualify for the Quarterfinals Date & Time (GMT +2) Player 1 P1 P2 Player 2 October 5th 2020 N. Djokovic 3 0 K. Khachanov [15] October 5th 2020 [17] P. Carreno-Busta 3 1 D. Altmaier October 5th 2020 M. Fucsovics 0 3 A. Rublev [13] October 5th 2020 [18] G. Dimitrov 1 3 S. Tsitsipas [5] Women's Singles - Round of 16 (Bottom Half Draw) October 4th - October 5th, 2020 16 Players, 8 Players will qualify for the Quarterfinals Date & Time (GMT +2) Player 1 P1 P2 Player 2 October 5th 2020 [30] O. Jabeur 1 2 D. R. Collins October 5th 2020 F. Ferro 0 2 S. Kenin [4] October 5th 2020 [7] P. Kvitova 2 1 S. Zhang October 5th 2020 L. Siegemund 2 1 G. P. Badosa [/hide]

[hide] Men's Singles - Round of 16 (Bottom Half Draw) October 4th - October 5th, 2020 16 Players, 8 Players will qualify for the Quarterfinals Date & Time (GMT +2) Player 1 P1 P2 Player 2 October 4th 2020 L. Sonego 0 3 D. Schwartzman [12] October 4th 2020 H. Gaston 0 3 D. Thiem [3] October 4th 2020 [6] A. Zverev 1 3 J. Sinner October 4th 2020 S. Korda 0 3 R. Nadal [2] Women's Singles - Round of 16 (Top Half Draw) October 4th - October 5th, 2020 16 Players, 8 Players will qualify for the Quarterfinals Date & Time (GMT +2) Player 1 P1 P2 Player 2 October 4th 2020 [1] S. Halep 1 2 I. Swiatek October 4th 2020 M. Trevisan 0 2 K. Bertens [5] October 4th 2020 [3] E. Svitolina 1 2 C. Garcia October 4th 2020 N. Podoroska 0 2 B. Krejcikova [/hide]

But today they forget to maintain it or what?

So basically no international ISU races before 2021, but in Heerenveen they were racing today and Femke Kok was fast, fastest time ever by a Dutchwoman in Thialf.

The graphics towards the end that showed the first 10 or so in the standings...followed by a list of 10......wait for it....open water swimmers (with wrong flags, and at least two names being in the list twice) I get mistakes can happen and Tissot is known for having weird screw-ups and fails all the time, but how the fuck did names like Allan do Carmo (with a Tunisian flag), Evgenii Drattcev (with a Dutch flag), Ferry Weertman (with a Greek flag) and Simone Ruffini (with a Russiand and a German flag) appear there?

For GC contenders who decided to start towards the end: ouch, that clearly was the wrong choice in terms of the conditions

Wow, Mikkel Bjerg tying Almeida's time and the TV directors didn't show him live for a single second (as far as I saw), even though they did show half the time trial of Jos van Emden

WTF that is Bradley Wiggins nowadays? Did he eat his Tour de France-winning teammates?

Just watched the first few minutes and already: damn, that road ain't good It's as if someone played around with oil and soap the past few days or something Just saw specialist Dowsett nearly crash after a few corners in the descent, I can't really imagine that going right for everyone...anyway, 3+ hours to watch I see

57.4 for Almeida at the finish, it could be possible

Under 55 at the finish for Vocsnor, I guess Verbrugghe's record can stay alive for a few more decades

Campenaerts coming down the mountain (after an uphill start) with an average of 60.7 km/h, let's see how his flat will go and if Rik Verbrugghe's record of almost 59 average (in a prologue!) will be broken 61,4 for Chris Hamilton

I hope my Giro predictions are done right, messing in these tables on a phone screen is a bitch but since I'm already in the train to work, it was my only option

Freak time trial to open it up today, I'm incredibly curious

[hide] Week 1 - Stages 1-9 Stage Top 3 Riders Monreale - Palermo Stage 1 October, 3rd 1st: Ganna 2nd: G Thomas 3rd: R Dennis Rohan Dennis Cameron Meyer Victor Campenaerts Remi Cavagna Tony Martin Alex Dowsett Geraint Thomas Edoardo Affini Filippo Ganna Jos Van Emden Patrick Bevin Maciej Bodnar Chad Haga Alcamo - Agrigento Stage 2 October, 4th 1st: Ulissi 2nd: Matthews 3rd: S Yates Michael Matthews Fernando Gaviria Arnaud Demare Ben Swift Davide Ballerini Gianluca Brambilla Enrico Battaglin Valerio Conti Fabio Felline Andrea Vendrame Elia Viviani Diego Ulissi Peter Sagan Enna - Enna Stage 3 October, 5th 1st: Vlasov 2nd: Lopez 3rd: Masnada Patrick Konrad Miguel Angel Lopez Ivan Sosa Jakob Fuglsang Geraint Thomas Simon Yates Giulio Ciccone Fausto Masnada Vincenzo Nibali Domenico Pozzovivo Steven Kruijswijk Wilco Kelderman Rafal Majka Joao Almeida Alexander Vlasov Marc Soler Catania - Villafranca Tirrena Stage 4 October, 6th 1st: Demare 2nd: Gaviria 3rd: Viviani Michael Matthews Fernando Gaviria Alvaro Hodeg Sebastian Molano Arnaud Demare Ben Swift Davide Ballerini Davide Cimolai Andrea Vendrame Elia Viviani Diego Ulissi Peter Sagan Miletus - Camigliatello Silano Stage 5 October, 7th 1st: Ciccone 2nd: Bilbao 3rd: Konrad Jack Haig Michael Matthews Tony Gallopin Enrico Battaglin Valerio Conti Fabio Felline Giovanni Visconti Diego Ulissi Sam Oomen Patrick Bevin Joao Almeida Ilnur Zakarin Lawson Craddock Castrovillari - Matera Stage 6 October, 8th 1st: Ballerini 2nd: Matthews 3rd: Demare Michael Matthews Fernando Gaviria Sebastian Molano Arnaud Demare Ben Swift Davide Ballerini Enrico Battaglin Gianluca Brambilla Fabio Felline Elia Viviani Diego Ulissi Peter Sagan Matera - Brindisi Stage 7 October, 9th 1st: Viviani 2nd: Demare 3rd: Hodeg Michael Matthews Fernando Gaviria Alvaro Hodeg Arnaud Demare Ben Swift Davide Ballerini Davide Cimolai Andrea Vendrame Elia Viviani Diego Ulissi Peter Sagan Giovinazzo - Vieste Stage 8 October, 10th 1st: Brambilla 2nd: Felline 3rd: Matthews Michael Matthews Fernando Gaviria Arnaud Demare Davide Ballerini Gianluca Brambilla Fabio Felline Andrea Vendrame Elia Viviani Diego Ulissi Peter Sagan San Salvo - Roccaraso Stage 9 October, 11th 1st: S Yates 2nd: Ciccone 3rd: V Nibali Patrick Konrad Miguel Angel Lopez Ivan Sosa Jakob Fuglsang Geraint Thomas Simon Yates Giulio Ciccone Fausto Masnada Vincenzo Nibali Domenico Pozzovivo Steven Kruijswijk Wilco Kelderman Rafal Majka Joao Almeida Alexander Vlasov Marc Soler General 1st Place 2nd Place 3rd Place Week 1 (Stages 1-9) Steven Kruijswijk Simon Yates Jakob Fuglsang Points 1st Place 2nd Place 3rd Place Week 1 (Stages 1-9) Michael Matthews Arnaud Demare Peter Sagan Mountains 1st Place 2nd Place 3rd Place Week 1 (Stages 1-9) Pello Bilbao Fausto Masnada Giulio Ciccone Young Rider 1st Place 2nd Place 3rd Place Week 1 (Stages 1-9) Aleksandr Vlasov João Almeida James Knox [/hide]

Meh, everybody saw that coming for months, it's only surprising it took this long for him to manage to test positive I'll get more interested in his situation if his situation develops to more than what's basically a mild cold

First time in almost a century only one French player made it to the third round....and it's a 20-year old low-ranked player who then kicks out a former winner and goes to the last 16 as well, week of his life

I'll try and catch up tonight, work is eating up quite some time and of course right now I'm asked to work on Saturday as well...and actually at the office instead of home

According to himself, so, yeah Hehe