I'd care if we're talking about Gohr, Koch or Drechsler records!
Our women's shot put record is from June 1976, second oldest is Irena Szewinska's old 400m World Record from Montreal OG and that will probably stand for the next 40 years Our SP record holder says she's got a special bottle of champagne ready when Guba finally beats the record (she's 20 cm short atm).
I don't care about fencing and swimming, these sports are rather boring though we've had success in both.
But we probably have a better shot at winning the overall medal table than Germany here