phelps 6,536 Posted November 29, 2019 #581 Share Posted November 29, 2019 2 hours ago, heywoodu said: Any doping news? at my last check-up, I was tested positive for losartan potassium and hydrochlorothiazide... actually, I was so doped that the tube exploded... of course, I got a lifetime ban on any too salted food (and all other foods causing blood pressure problems)... Olympian1010 and heywoodu 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De_Gambassi 896 Posted November 29, 2019 #582 Share Posted November 29, 2019 (edited) We all have heard batshit crazy doping excuses for years now. Well this one might actually be true https://www.lequipe.fr/Athletisme/Actualites/Ophelie-claude-boxberger-innocentee/1084892 Some guy who apparently was her former coach, but then she dropped him after accusing him of sexual abuse, but then he reappeared in her life after becoming her mother boyfriend and a training partner (ffs !), did confess to the police that he injected her some EPO while she was sleeping.! Edited November 29, 2019 by De_Gambassi Benolympique 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heywoodu 13,504 Posted November 29, 2019 #583 Share Posted November 29, 2019 23 minutes ago, De_Gambassi said: We all have heard batshit crazy doping excuses for years now. Well this one might well be true https://www.lequipe.fr/Athletisme/Actualites/Ophelie-claude-boxberger-innocentee/1084892 Some guy who apparently was her former coach, but then she dropped him after accusing him of sexual abuse, but then he reappeared in her life after becoming her mother boyfriend and a training partner (ffs !), did confess to the police injected her some EPO while she was sleeping.! Damn Any reaction from her? If you'd like to help our fellow Totallympics member Bruna Moura get to the 2026 Winter Olympics, after her car crash on the way to the 2022 Olympics, every tiny bit of help would be greatly appreciated! Full story and how to help can be found here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De_Gambassi 896 Posted November 29, 2019 #584 Share Posted November 29, 2019 Not yet AFAIK. But she was screaming that it was all a conspiracy against her from day one. Obviously no one believed it. Well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heywoodu 13,504 Posted November 29, 2019 #585 Share Posted November 29, 2019 18 minutes ago, De_Gambassi said: Not yet AFAIK. But she was screaming that it was all a conspiracy against her from day one. Obviously no one believed it. Well... I mean, I wouldn't believe it because like you said, we've heard tons of complete bullshit excuses. But this brings it to another level in terms of how bizarre it is (the story, not the excuse, since obviously if true, she isn't to blame..) If you'd like to help our fellow Totallympics member Bruna Moura get to the 2026 Winter Olympics, after her car crash on the way to the 2022 Olympics, every tiny bit of help would be greatly appreciated! Full story and how to help can be found here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bestmen 2,538 Posted November 29, 2019 #586 Share Posted November 29, 2019 Injected when she was sleeping really !!and she felt nothing? phelps and Dunadan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heywoodu 13,504 Posted November 29, 2019 #587 Share Posted November 29, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, bestmen said: Injected when she was sleeping really !!and she felt nothing? You know they don't use some monstrous thing like this to inject EPO right? It's just a small needle. You'll hardly feel it even if you're awake and a bit distracted. Edited November 29, 2019 by heywoodu If you'd like to help our fellow Totallympics member Bruna Moura get to the 2026 Winter Olympics, after her car crash on the way to the 2022 Olympics, every tiny bit of help would be greatly appreciated! Full story and how to help can be found here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bestmen 2,538 Posted November 29, 2019 #588 Share Posted November 29, 2019 Maybe he raped her too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phelps 6,536 Posted November 29, 2019 #589 Share Posted November 29, 2019 I think someone has watched too many "sleepy fuck" videos on youporn... Guys! sorry to kill your excitement, but those are all fake videos...you can't be fucked (or get something injected...it's the same, more or less...) while sleeping and don't even get aware it happened... amen09 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De_Gambassi 896 Posted November 29, 2019 #590 Share Posted November 29, 2019 It gets very, very sordid... I'm out. For anyone interested, well, the internet is yours. Olympian1010 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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